Meanwhile in Canada: cheerleaders have overtaken hockey

The only reason my life isn't eggfic is that I was very aware of what I was, just trying to maintain the barest thread of plausible deniability.

It did involve loose cargos, a scrunchy and an improbable amount of voice training I'd figured out from first principle, so what I'm saying is Maxine is very relatable.

My last year of high school I walked in on the first day at a new job and they went "Hey girl! Welcome to the team!" and you better believe I never corrected them.

It's okay, on balance it was a VERY good week!