Yes, I'm eating at a Chinese restaurant on Christmas. No, I'm not Jewish, I'm atheist.

I will fight every methhead that tries to steal my poptarts.

There's a Christmas song in you better than this.

I think Donald Trump is a cannibal. He has eaten human flesh. He's an ephebophile, a wifebeater, cheater and rapist, a Russian spy, an insurrectionist, a murderer of dissidents, a real estate fraudster, an academic cheater...

All these men could've been saved if only somebody told them, "half your age plus seven."

Who or what killed the inverse pyramid of journalistic writing at the national newspapers?

What social psychology findings do electoral modelers and communications consultants implement in their research and recommendations, if any? It seems like the average Democrat going by their gut knows more than the leaders talking about economic issues.

BREAKING: Kohberger sentenced to life in Idaho.