jambles
@jambles.lol
all my posts are political
i love @seppuku.surgery
i love @seppuku.surgery
my calendar entry was off by an hour. time to kill myself
December 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
my calendar entry was off by an hour. time to kill myself
piss in your pants>piss on your pants
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
piss in your pants>piss on your pants
i'm so sick and deranged that watching a movie at 11am is just normal to me
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
i'm so sick and deranged that watching a movie at 11am is just normal to me
partner got stolen by orange cat, what do?
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
partner got stolen by orange cat, what do?
i can't wait to come home from my future 9-5 job to play a video game where i work a 9-5 job
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
i can't wait to come home from my future 9-5 job to play a video game where i work a 9-5 job
i have a special pill that makes me become smart for one whole day
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i have a special pill that makes me become smart for one whole day
wow, christmas, just a week away, can you believe it?
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
wow, christmas, just a week away, can you believe it?
it's fucked how normalized cars are
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
it's fucked how normalized cars are
i think my crowning achievement is still counting to 300 out loud when i was 6 years old. it's just been downhill ever since
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
i think my crowning achievement is still counting to 300 out loud when i was 6 years old. it's just been downhill ever since
warren buffet made his billions by running a real big chinese buffet
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
warren buffet made his billions by running a real big chinese buffet
found the solution to high unemployment rates in my minecraft server log
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
found the solution to high unemployment rates in my minecraft server log
life is just like fortnite and minecraft conbined
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 AM
life is just like fortnite and minecraft conbined
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shooting logs over the fence into my neighbours yard like this
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
shooting logs over the fence into my neighbours yard like this
why do we pull pork but shred chicken? and what should we do about beef?
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
why do we pull pork but shred chicken? and what should we do about beef?
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it turned into winter all of the sudden
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
it turned into winter all of the sudden
the janitor woke me up by knocking on my door this morning. lathspell i name you.. ill news is an ill guest
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
the janitor woke me up by knocking on my door this morning. lathspell i name you.. ill news is an ill guest
ordering 6 nuggets but getting 8 makes me feel like gimli asking galadriel for a single strand of hair from her golden head but getting three
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
ordering 6 nuggets but getting 8 makes me feel like gimli asking galadriel for a single strand of hair from her golden head but getting three
if we can't fix the climate we could always just remove it altogether
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
if we can't fix the climate we could always just remove it altogether
about me:
-itching
-checking my emails
-itching
-checking my emails
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
about me:
-itching
-checking my emails
-itching
-checking my emails
i had to check my facebook account because i forgot my own age 🚶♂️
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 AM
i had to check my facebook account because i forgot my own age 🚶♂️
bluesky moderation restored my post about taking the lives of billionaire techbros. thank you zohran mamdani
fuck all these evil nerds that have 0 understanding of tolkien's works. vote for me president of the united states and i will make it legal to kill them
A US tech bro corp in the US has decided the night sky should go away. They've made that decision for everyone on Earth.
Naturally they've named the first searing orbital array (many times brighter than the moon) after Eärendil, the light bearer, from Tolkien's work
www.space.com/space-explor...
Naturally they've named the first searing orbital array (many times brighter than the moon) after Eärendil, the light bearer, from Tolkien's work
www.space.com/space-explor...
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
bluesky moderation restored my post about taking the lives of billionaire techbros. thank you zohran mamdani