Spooky season over, now festive season is my new best friend, alongside November dog.

Excel is the 'Mr Incredible' style strongman, Word has some sort of sonic enhanced speech, Access has teleportation, Outlook sees the future, Teams clones themselves... this shit writes itself.

Alright listen, we don't mention how late October dog is, we simply marvel in their cuteness. We are overjoyed that we get to gaze upon such a good dog at all and definitely don't get bitter that our boiler chose to wait until colder weather to go on the fritz. What a good dog.

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Always remember the very good dog of September. I mean, look at it. Too good for this world.

😆 A variety. I honestly don't know much about her, I just needed to articulate the various ways in which the Online Safety Act is authoritarian puritanical bullshit, how there are myriad better ways of achieving their stated goals, and that it's going to be a vote loser in 4 years time.

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Anyway, congratulations to The Bull in Charlbury, and all the residents of Dean and the surrounds, for showing that prick some good old English disdain and non-compliance. Makes me proud.

August dog blinked some time in June and suddenly it's August. August dog is pondering this circumstance while looking very handsome, for August is a good dog.

I've got 35 coming up soon, what's good about it? I'll make sure to savour.

This is sadistic and I want to read the alternate history novel based on it.