James Alistair Henry
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James Alistair Henry
@jamesbluecat.bsky.social
Surrounded by yowling, nebulous forms. Writer: Green Wing, Smack The Pony, Delivery Man, Piglets, my first novel Pagans out now: https://www.waterstones.com/book/pagans/james-alistair-henry/9781916678064
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Underneath all of this stuff is a real economy where everything is both shit and expensive, nothing works and everyone is miserable and hopeless. Can you fucking focus, you hacks??
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Suddenly remembering finding a school report from when I was ten and one of the first teacher comments being 'The rest of the class does not always share James' sense of humour'.
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 AM
(Who have independently told me they really liked my work on Shaun the Sheep, which is nice)
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Who wrote Paddington of course, it all links.
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
well yes
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
He wrote twelve of them for 'Obstacle Badge', wouldn't shut up about it.
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hand-written letters from Tom Stoppard, by the sound of it.
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I assumed everyone got them? Perhaps not.
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Wait, no, I'm thinking of someone else.
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
good call tho
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Also apparently most OnlyFans don't make that much, it's that exponential curve thing, which put me right off.
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Ahhhh, I see! I thought you were suggesting OnlyFans or something, which tbh would be a limited audience...
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
?
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
'Brain hurty understandy Christmas' absolutely killed me.
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Daughter's character, a Daredevil variant who made a deal with the actual Devil, got thrown out of a third storey window, through another window across the street, through a door and then came to rest in a Puerto Rican guy's kitchen who at least offered him some noodles.
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Oh hell yes.
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This was before they invented avacados, obviously.
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 AM