James Boston
jamesboston.bsky.social
James Boston
@jamesboston.bsky.social
Inside each of us are are two Captain Kirks. One is an evil maniac and the other is nice but kind of ineffective.
January 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Everything is free now
That's what they say
Everything I ever done
Gonna give it away
Someone hit the big score
They figured it out
That we're gonna do it anyway
Even if it doesn't pay
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Vanilla is the flavor of class consciousness. Throw off the chains of mint chocolate chip.
September 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A giant roomba sphere that vacuums up all our problems is very likely by 2030.
September 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I love the Jenny Nicholson video about Endgame where she realizes in real time that she doesn't want to talk about Endgame and so she doesn't.
September 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
When potato chips settle your stomach you have tarried with demons and won.
August 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I've been playing the vibraphone all day and none of my code is working. What am I doing wrong?
July 30, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Catching up with Poker Face?
July 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Oasis were avatars of 90s lad culture. Very popular with middle class turnips wishing for the cultural cachet of a football hooligan.
July 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
mississippi has drive thru daiquiri
July 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Evangelion + Jaws = Pacific Rim
July 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I trust you. Putting cheddar on sardines from now on.
July 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This feels a bit mean-spirited.
July 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Doesn't zoning distort the market? Supply has been artificially reduced for many types of housing. And that artificially pushes up demand for what can be built. And property owners and developers lobby to keep it that way. There's a whole system propping up housing prices.
June 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
A modest endowment could keep a bookstore running indefinitely. The fact that this doesn't already exist is proof the rich have no culture.
June 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The squeaky wheels are like something from a Total Shreds video. Beyond parody.
June 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
No king but the king of coming of age horror stories.
June 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Have you read Fritz Leiber's Silver Eggheads? Classic 50s era sci-fi. It takes place in a 'future' where machines write books and authors are just actors who market them. I guess the future is here, pre-satirized for your convenience. We've let you down Fritz.
June 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Solid story pitch.
June 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Wow. That's awesome. Electric.
June 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
How it feels advocating for a Toronto-Montreal high speed rail line.
June 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
A new friend! Can't wait to tell the other ducks.
May 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
That's like 30 to 35 days of work. Wow. Wow wow wow. ... Wow.
May 30, 2025 at 9:13 AM
History is like that sometimes. Nothing ever happens and then it all happens at once.
May 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Is he a legal beagle?
May 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM