If the second one is a reference to a 20-year-old flash meme, then I get *one* of those references.

Feels like the tagline of my life, honestly.

Right? It's been two decades! How have we not seen even better werewolf hotness by now (from Hollywood)?!

I'll give some credit to the werewolf from the Goosebumps movie. He was pretty cute. Had far too little screen time, though.

(#1 was just off-the-cuff rhyming)

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#2 (Haiku)

Alone with pillow
Soul yearning for a lover
A man it is not

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#3 (Tanka)

Warm, so warm, I feel as he holds me tight,
but then I awake—
to the familiar pain of loneliness and disappointment.

That GIF makes me think I should've just said:

Or you're on a hell of an acid trip.

😂

Man, I don't even get THAT far!

Now that 2/3 of all job postings are fake so companies can claim to be growing, it's impossible to even get to the interview stage!

There's an apartment building in Rochester, Minnesota where the crows love to gather in the hundreds. It's a bit spooky, especially since they're prone to doing it at the last vestiges of sunlight.

I don't think I ever got a picture, but here's the building on Moogle Gaps on a fittingly cloudy day.

This is giving me energy AND the ability to speak relatively clearly today, so I may survive my shift at work!

So... positive thoughts and feelings today!

😄

(Remember this? 🤣)

It is a bottom, after all.

🙁

"well shit..."