Will you receive clearance to play at Runnymede?

Dom doesn’t want you in his boat at Datchet.

“And now to slip inside Mrs Riley’s cockpit”

Viagra Connect?

I’m curious as to when he had chance to ring a mate up.

Yeah, you never find any sort of wrong doing on a Liverpool cul-de-sac.

It’s fucking bollocks, but then again it always has been. You can see Liverpool lift the trophy with less outlay than those who’ve been to every home game this season. A fella I know only goes to the big games, happily pays the rate and takes the plaudits as some kind of superfan.

It would have diminished the engineering marvel of the canal somewhat had that been the case.

Sutton On The Titz - Former Canaries striker with his views on the latest Norwich City manager.

Hair by Johnny Bravo, glasses by Ronnie Barker, wardrobe by Shakin’ Stevens.

Has he charmed you?

Oh come on, it’s just over an advent calendar!

They said four weeks a couple of days ago, I think their choice of wording is more dramatic though.

The first fridge freezer I bought was manufactured by Candy. The only thing that could have made that decision worse is if I’d filled it with Carlsberg.