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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅

@jamescoyne.bsky.social

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An educated fool with bacon on my mind.

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · Jun 30

1st of July. New #pfp.

By law you have to get rid of any resemblance of #pride. It's law.

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 10h

What's the point of even surveying them? :-p

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 11h

Tag yourself

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 11h

Ah good. I'd be super guilty otherwise. Well glad you missed out on a toxic relationship - had one previously and know it can damage you in so many unexpected ways

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 11h

😮 not that same guy I told you to message??

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 12h

Idea for a Great British Bake Off episode:

America Week where they Bake America Cake Again

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 15h

[gets busted on an electric scooter]

"OH COME ON YOUR HONOUR WHAT'S THE CHARGE"

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 16h

Still preparing for the mother ship

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 18h

When you've been hitting the gym but haven't told anybody

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Rhys Parton @rhysparton.bsky.social · 1d

AI stands for "Asshole Intelligence"

(Pass it on)

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

AI stands for "Asshole Intelligence"

(Pass it on)

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

AI stands for "Asshole Intelligence"

(Pass it on)

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

Spent the day deep cleaning and don't know if this is ironic but with all this sweat, I've never felt dirtier

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

Upside of daylight savings: yay baby thinks it's an hour earlier than it actually is and we get to "lay in"

Downside: evenings.

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

And then round and round

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

😂

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

Went back-and-forth on this joke

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

20 isn't old Jono...

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

You never hear City Planners say "it's all swings and roundabouts" and that's a good thing

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

"old soul" or just tired of your bullshit?

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 3d

Really *dig* a tunnel

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 3d

Your hangovers are getting worse for a reason

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 6d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 3d

"i get everywhere" :-p

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 3d

I'm like gay sand

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 4d

Also don't know what's going on with this freaky-ass shadow

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 4d

The baby gave me a hickey on the bicep. Guess he was hungry lol

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 4d

Smashing, old chum. Still got the evening ahead of you.