James Cragg
@jamescragg.bsky.social
One ring to rule them all under the settee
February 2, 2026 at 11:03 AM
One ring to rule them all under the settee
Forgive me, for I was not ready.
January 28, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Forgive me, for I was not ready.
Brilliant. I wasn't quite ready for his name, either.
January 27, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Brilliant. I wasn't quite ready for his name, either.
Epstein Island is Little St James, which was sold to the US in 1917... by Denmark.
January 26, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Epstein Island is Little St James, which was sold to the US in 1917... by Denmark.
Also, has he never read Batman?
January 24, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Also, has he never read Batman?
That's not what we meant when we said p p pick up a penguin...
January 24, 2026 at 12:03 AM
That's not what we meant when we said p p pick up a penguin...
I'm told Greenland has skiable neighbourhoods, if that's any help.
January 17, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I'm told Greenland has skiable neighbourhoods, if that's any help.
What a horrible situation to be in, it's hard to read stories like this and not be moved to pity. You should move to a walkable neighbourhood so you don't have to deal with tearful uber drivers.
January 17, 2026 at 8:46 PM
What a horrible situation to be in, it's hard to read stories like this and not be moved to pity. You should move to a walkable neighbourhood so you don't have to deal with tearful uber drivers.
Artwork by @trumpton.bsky.social should you wish to credit.
January 16, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Artwork by @trumpton.bsky.social should you wish to credit.
Tonight You Belong to Me
YouTube video by Thea Gilmore - Topic
music.youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I regret to inform you that the ealdwine account has stolen this, cropped it and got a thousand likes for it.
January 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I regret to inform you that the ealdwine account has stolen this, cropped it and got a thousand likes for it.
The original, showing from where it was stolen @trumpton.bsky.social
January 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The original, showing from where it was stolen @trumpton.bsky.social
Black Star
Look Back in Anger
Strangers When We Meet
Where Are We Now
I'm Afraid of Americans
Sound and Vision
Slow Burn
5:15 Angels Are Gone
Station to Station
Looking for Satellites
Look Back in Anger
Strangers When We Meet
Where Are We Now
I'm Afraid of Americans
Sound and Vision
Slow Burn
5:15 Angels Are Gone
Station to Station
Looking for Satellites
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Black Star
Look Back in Anger
Strangers When We Meet
Where Are We Now
I'm Afraid of Americans
Sound and Vision
Slow Burn
5:15 Angels Are Gone
Station to Station
Looking for Satellites
Look Back in Anger
Strangers When We Meet
Where Are We Now
I'm Afraid of Americans
Sound and Vision
Slow Burn
5:15 Angels Are Gone
Station to Station
Looking for Satellites
You're in @davidmuttering.bsky.social 's starter pack. In excellent company, too.
January 11, 2026 at 12:17 AM
You're in @davidmuttering.bsky.social 's starter pack. In excellent company, too.
'Cause if you stay with us you're gonna be pretty Snoopy too.
January 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
'Cause if you stay with us you're gonna be pretty Snoopy too.
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressing-gown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:
Gillette! The best a man can get!
Gillette! The best a man can get!
January 7, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressing-gown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:
Gillette! The best a man can get!
Gillette! The best a man can get!
Awful, in a Konrad Adenauer sort of way.
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Awful, in a Konrad Adenauer sort of way.
[Oscar Wilde voice] You will Noel, you will.
January 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
[Oscar Wilde voice] You will Noel, you will.
You need the Jonathan Meades channel.
January 1, 2026 at 11:06 AM
You need the Jonathan Meades channel.
Willing to bet we haven't.
December 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Willing to bet we haven't.
You need to have a conversation with your family about Christmas presents, because really.
December 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
You need to have a conversation with your family about Christmas presents, because really.