Nah, he’s just gonna invade a country instead. Maybe Belgium or Mongolia.
January 13, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Nah, he’s just gonna invade a country instead. Maybe Belgium or Mongolia.
He’s said a lot of things but the media is only pushing this story because it gets clicks.
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
He’s said a lot of things but the media is only pushing this story because it gets clicks.
He’s not going to do it. It’s a media narrative to stir up headlines and get clicks.
January 10, 2026 at 4:14 AM
He’s not going to do it. It’s a media narrative to stir up headlines and get clicks.
Someone say Pie January?
January 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Someone say Pie January?
Because he’s an idiot?
January 2, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Because he’s an idiot?
This is your year! Twenty twenty Vic’s!
January 2, 2026 at 4:29 AM
This is your year! Twenty twenty Vic’s!
….he hasn’t even been sworn in yet.
December 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
….he hasn’t even been sworn in yet.
I’ve seen you naked on Sniffies 🥺
December 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I’ve seen you naked on Sniffies 🥺
The level of handsome? In this economy? So much handsome.
December 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The level of handsome? In this economy? So much handsome.
What are you playing?
December 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
What are you playing?
She’s the mother I didn’t know I needed. 🥹
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
She’s the mother I didn’t know I needed. 🥹
Why is the burrito in your bathrobe?
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Why is the burrito in your bathrobe?
There was a bug in his eye and he was trying to suffocate it.
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
There was a bug in his eye and he was trying to suffocate it.
But do we have to be at war in order for it to be considered a war crime? Or could it be considered an “act of war” since we fired on a foreign civilian ship?
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
But do we have to be at war in order for it to be considered a war crime? Or could it be considered an “act of war” since we fired on a foreign civilian ship?
To be fair, passing an amendment to the constitution is already an incredibly arduous task and in the current environment damn near impossible.
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
To be fair, passing an amendment to the constitution is already an incredibly arduous task and in the current environment damn near impossible.
I’ll protect you! 🥺
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’ll protect you! 🥺
Low quality, top prices?
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Low quality, top prices?
Can I tackle you anyway?
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Can I tackle you anyway?
Do I do an ed*ble and watch this or Last Holiday?
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Do I do an ed*ble and watch this or Last Holiday?