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Shatterhand
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Chatting all things:
AVFC 🦁,
football ⚽️,
James Bond 🍸,
movies 🎬,
music 🎵,
games 🎮
TV shows 📺

Good vibes only.
I don’t think anyone has ever looked as good as Eva looks here:

Oh my days!
September 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I dropped onto Twitter (X) for the first time in ages earlier to see what the general vibe around the Villa was there… this was the first post I was greeted with absolute piece of ‘fake news’ and I thought ‘yeah, fuck this place’.
August 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
“A bloody big ship…”
April 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Got a meeting with M and Moneypenny…
April 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
When another strode across with some purpose and told us we ‘shouldn’t be there’ and would have to be arrested for trespassing. After I calmly explained he stood down and we were finally escorted outside to celebrate the semi final win. Mick was too unwell to go to the final so I went in his place.
April 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
As thoughts turn to the FA Cup semi final at Wembley on Saturday, I remember my late friend Mick who I went to the last semi final with in 2015 and sadly passed away not long after. Because Mick was unwell and had mobility issues, he needed to use lifts to get around Wembley…
April 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Here’s to you, Unai Emery! Villa loves you more than you will knoooooow! Woah woah woah!
April 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
April 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
April 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Here’s to yooooou Unai Emery,
Villa loves you more than you will knoooooow…
Woah woah woah!
March 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
So the US forces Ukraine into giving them natural resources.
Russia gets to keep the bits of Ukraine they occupy (inevitably installing a puppet government)
While Europe puts in the troops and Ukraine ultimately surrender.

Great ‘deal’ that.
Fuck Trump.
Fuck Putin.
March 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
So Man United want to build a Jedi Temple?

Best not be a penny of tax payer money going towards this!
March 11, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I feel this movie is underrated!
I’ve been flicking through various movie soundtracks as I grind away at work today and this one is amazing. Just thinking of how good the film is too. I’m throwing it on the projector later for sure. 🍿🖖
March 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Lovely morning.
March 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
February 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I got there in the end… 😎🍸

I think I do have that video bookmarked already tho.
February 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Anything for a good cause…
(This is me after spending 45 minutes trying to tie it…)
February 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Absolute goals in the projector this evening! 📽️
This movie gets too much stick. It’s a lot of fun!
#TomorrowNeverDies
February 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Wow! That Man Utd bench is crazy, considering the sheer amount of money they’ve spent over the past few years.
February 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Despite all the talk and all the pressure out on the lad, I thought Rashford handled the step up from Man Utd pretty well. 😜 #avfc
February 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Donald Trump signs executive order demanding the return of Space Ghost, Adam West’s Batman and the DJ Cat show.
February 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
After the latest news on Meow Felix… 😺
February 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Woah woah woah he’s magic
You knoooow
Marco Asensiooooooo!

I’m more hyped for this than Rashford tbh! #avfc
February 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Look, he either knows what he’s doing or he doesn’t.
Either is bad.

He’s either a Nazi or a moron.
My money is actually on the latter.
Sadly, it’s his money that matters.
January 21, 2025 at 9:00 AM
January 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM