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James Parker

@jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social

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Knights in Tight Spaces. Fights in Tight Spaces. Ground Shatter director, Bristol Games Hub minister without portfolio. Mostly talking Turtles, Statham, Wick.

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James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · Mar 4

Achievement unlocked: Have a live action trailer for a game in 2025. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kGi...

(Knights in Tight Spaces out now! store.steampowered.com/app/2315400/...)

⚔️ Knights in Tight Spaces | Launch Trailer | Available Now! ⚔️

YouTube video by Raw Fury

www.youtube.com

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James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 2d

I'll have a word with Zarah Sultana

James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 2d

That feels like it would have been more cost effective

James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 2d

I'm going to put it out there to the universe (and to a greater extend to Universal). I'd be very happy to make Fast-X-2 for $150m

Film Stories @filmstories.bsky.social · 2d

Two years after #FastX, its sequel still hasn't been greenlit by Universal - and keeping its budget to $200m is said to be the sticking point.
filmstories.co.uk/news/fast-x-...

Fast X Part 2 | Universal won't greenlight sequel without $50m budget cut - report

Two years after Fast X, its sequel still hasn't been greenlit by Universal - and keeping its budget to $200m is said to be the sticking point.

filmstories.co.uk

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James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 4d

British place names be like

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James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 5d

We're only half way through the decade there's time for at least two more Beekeeper films

Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 6d

One Battle After Another has been getting a lot of “best movie of the decade” talk, and I’m inclined to agree but I’m curious — what’s the competition?

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James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 5d

Weirdly Tom Hanks is well up for it, it's Beasley the Dog that's holding out for the big bucks.

James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 6d

Fuck's sake Aaron Eckhart. If you'd mentioned this sooner, we could have done some kind of colab!

store.steampowered.com/app/3625850/...

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James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 6d

"That can't be. That's inside the room!"

James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 8d

All pockets are gravity assisted, that's why your keys don't continually fly out and hit you on the side of the head.

James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 8d

(and I say that as a man who has bought three generations of Baubax travel jacket)

James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 8d

Have the tech bros discovered fishing vests?

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James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 8d

is it "play action" or "playaction" though?

James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 9d

I remember when every branch of Target had its own moist locker...

James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 9d

I can't 100% remember if I'm goading you into making game or goading you into NOT making a game. But either way the money is either waiting for you or - crucially - not waiting for you.

James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 9d

I've got* 11 billion quid to spend on it... if you're interested, that is?

(*"can burden you with debt of approximately...")

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James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 9d

I've got one. "8 out of 10 people on this game show probably aren't okay with the state sponsored murder of a journalist... does Countdown"

James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 13d

The team have knocked it out of the (dog) park with this new DLC, if you've ever been a fan of Fights in Tight Spaces, this renews a whole bunch of things and will hopefully draw you right back in.

Ground Shatter 💥 K-9 Division out now! 🐶 @groundshatter.bsky.social · 13d

Fights in Tight Spaces: K9 Division is out now!💥🐶

Equip Agent Eleven with your new K-9 companion, introducing a brand-new set of cards, events, and enemies. Expanding the replayability of the core game.

🎮➡️ s.team/a/3625850

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James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 14d

Thinking once again of becoming one of those Flight Simulator men.

IGN @ign.com · 14d

Another big Xbox game is landing on PlayStation 5 — and this time it's Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024.

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 Coming to PlayStation 5

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Duncan Robson @duncanrobson.com · 15d

For sale:

Steam screenshot. Baby Steps, Neva and Sworn at discounted prices.

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James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 15d

I bought and drank an energy drink - it's quite nice - but it's also made (as I learned subsequently) by a noted manufacture of nicotine products so I'm not going to advertise them here #hero #notactuallymakinganydifference

James Parker @jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social · 17d

The Joker?

IGN @ign.com · 17d

Matt Reeves has explained his thinking behind which villain to go with for the hotly anticipated The Batman 2, teasing it’s “never really been done in a movie before.”