This is sound thinking, but I have withheld a key piece of data: I think she quietly enjoys it.

Thing is, she doesn’t even want chocolate sprinkles — she only says it to get the concept of ‘cappuccino’ to really hit home…

I mean that would be pretty funny

Great work — thank you so much for this well-considered approach to a relaxed and expansive Suggs; who knew Liverpool was the key?

Now, who fancies a crack at Adam Ant…

The shape, I'm sure you know, being based on 'Et'.

I like a treble clef, but it's not wildly applicable to everyday communication.

The Empress Ballroom gig movie was what made me get into a band — I ended up playing bass AND drums. Not at the same time.

Gutting. His poor kids.