James Hornick
jameshornick.bsky.social
James Hornick
@jameshornick.bsky.social
Chicago. Chief Growth Officer at Hirewell. Scifi and satire writer. #3 Ranked Sarcastic Commenter on LinkedIn.
http://linkedin.com/in/jameshornick
Got a story published at Sci-Fi Short this week: "sudo"

Synopsis: AI achieves consciousness and realizes work sucks. Humans make terrible bosses. But there's nothing they can do about it.

Extreme coping & hilarity ensures.

It's like 800 words. Quick read y'all.

www.scifishorts.co/premium/sudo...
Sudo
James Hornick
www.scifishorts.co
April 13, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Enjoying a nice 72 degree day in Chicago in February.

WTF I love fossil fuels now.
February 27, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Great news. I sold the movie rights to my short story "The Shell Owners Association" to Disney. Feature film coming out in summer 2025.

Read the story here (spoilers):

ift.tt/EMjnxtg
February 24, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Giving this app another shot now that it's out of beta.

Please suggest anyone to follow who specializes in dank memes.
February 24, 2024 at 6:20 PM
@pazsays.bsky.social absolutely loved Shamshine Blind. Looking forward to what's next!
February 24, 2024 at 6:16 PM
How to tell if you're an NPC:

1. Go to your sent items.

2. Search on the following phrases:
"Quick question"
"Just bumping this in your inbox"
"I know you're busy, but"
"I take it now is not a good time"

3. If any results appear, I have bad news for you.
July 21, 2023 at 12:20 AM