Gandalf was a fruity old wizard!
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Gandalf was a fruity old wizard!
A truly beautiful voice.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A truly beautiful voice.
That’s exactly what he wants.
October 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
That’s exactly what he wants.
There are no word for this kind of heartbreaking news. I’m so sorry for your loss. Your mum lives on in you now because you were a part of her. My thoughts are with your whole family.
August 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
There are no word for this kind of heartbreaking news. I’m so sorry for your loss. Your mum lives on in you now because you were a part of her. My thoughts are with your whole family.
Try a hot water bottle on it. That always works when my back seizes up.
July 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Try a hot water bottle on it. That always works when my back seizes up.
Basically, you’ve peaked if you’re a middle-aged man with a mane, nonchalantly eating a packet of Custard Crème.
May 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Basically, you’ve peaked if you’re a middle-aged man with a mane, nonchalantly eating a packet of Custard Crème.
Why are you still giving that prat
a platform?
a platform?
May 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Why are you still giving that prat
a platform?
a platform?
How I arrived on Bluesky
a man is peeking out from behind a door with a flame coming out of his head .
ALT: a man is peeking out from behind a door with a flame coming out of his head .
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April 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky
Could be worse, man. It could be the Frog Brothers tapping on your window !
April 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Could be worse, man. It could be the Frog Brothers tapping on your window !
I hate it when tins of bumhole get mislabeled
February 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I hate it when tins of bumhole get mislabeled
Imagine that cųnt at a party
February 6, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Imagine that cųnt at a party
Rare form indeed.
January 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Rare form indeed.
They’re eating themselves (again)
January 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
They’re eating themselves (again)