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When you get caught stealing all the cookies and still don't own up to it.
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February 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
When you get caught stealing all the cookies and still don't own up to it.
At this point, I'd be happy just to see the Pee Tape take him down.
February 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
At this point, I'd be happy just to see the Pee Tape take him down.
Let's not forget that his last name is an anagram: SKUM. 🤔
February 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Let's not forget that his last name is an anagram: SKUM. 🤔
MELANIA 2: THE REBESTING is already in development.
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February 2, 2026 at 11:59 PM
MELANIA 2: THE REBESTING is already in development.
Are you sure he's not referring to Melania's box office attendance?
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February 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Are you sure he's not referring to Melania's box office attendance?
An open mind is an open heart, Reese. Slide me some knowledge, good sir!
February 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
An open mind is an open heart, Reese. Slide me some knowledge, good sir!
It would be more incriminating of the culprit was identified as Fatty Fatty 2 By 4.
January 31, 2026 at 1:50 AM
It would be more incriminating of the culprit was identified as Fatty Fatty 2 By 4.
The answer has been buried in the Epstein Files to remain hidden for all time. 🤬
January 29, 2026 at 3:50 PM
The answer has been buried in the Epstein Files to remain hidden for all time. 🤬
So, then ... Today's leading stories: Baskin Robbins and Kellogg's Raisin Bran?
January 28, 2026 at 8:38 PM
So, then ... Today's leading stories: Baskin Robbins and Kellogg's Raisin Bran?
And if Kash and the FBI don't succeed, it'll be time to call in the big guns!
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January 28, 2026 at 8:34 PM
And if Kash and the FBI don't succeed, it'll be time to call in the big guns!
Surely those hideous shoes were designed only for cloven hooves! 🐎
January 28, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Surely those hideous shoes were designed only for cloven hooves! 🐎
So, who then directed her to shoot dead her family dog and pet goat? 🤔
January 28, 2026 at 7:48 PM
So, who then directed her to shoot dead her family dog and pet goat? 🤔
Financially, culturally and diplomatically, we're cooked. The Great Depression will be a walk in the park by contrast.
January 28, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Financially, culturally and diplomatically, we're cooked. The Great Depression will be a walk in the park by contrast.
I the glove fits, you must acquit. 😂🤣😂
January 27, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I the glove fits, you must acquit. 😂🤣😂
Maybe if the plane is on fire and spiraling down at terminal velocity ..... ?
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January 27, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Maybe if the plane is on fire and spiraling down at terminal velocity ..... ?
He was the best of us. Silenced by the worst of us. 😢
January 26, 2026 at 8:37 AM
He was the best of us. Silenced by the worst of us. 😢
Carry the fire, Reese! Carry the fire!
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January 25, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Carry the fire, Reese! Carry the fire!
There are more dimensions to MJF than Infinity itself!
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January 23, 2026 at 11:52 PM
There are more dimensions to MJF than Infinity itself!
You can't spell VICE without ICE. 🤔
January 23, 2026 at 11:46 PM
You can't spell VICE without ICE. 🤔
Small dick energy on full display.
January 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Small dick energy on full display.
You better hurry back to Facebook to buy a COMPLETE SET OF MORGAN SILVER DOLLARS FOR JUST $99,99!
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January 23, 2026 at 1:22 PM
You better hurry back to Facebook to buy a COMPLETE SET OF MORGAN SILVER DOLLARS FOR JUST $99,99!
Stay warm in the glow of knowing Ted Cruise has again abandoned Texas for warmer digs.
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January 23, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Stay warm in the glow of knowing Ted Cruise has again abandoned Texas for warmer digs.
I'm troubled that ICE might be sent into Gaza.
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January 22, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I'm troubled that ICE might be sent into Gaza.