James Knode
@jamesknode.bsky.social
Friend. Writer. Grateful for a wonderful wife and two of the loveliest girls ever. In awe of the world and appreciative of my little place in it. Books, history, DC sports, Richmond, VA.
From the Mormons?
December 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
From the Mormons?
Understood, brother. Sports are a fun distraction. But some days, distraction is not the answer. Be well.
December 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Understood, brother. Sports are a fun distraction. But some days, distraction is not the answer. Be well.
There's a more direct one -- when Jerry is sharing a cab with that annoying comic who's doing a bit on people throughout history getting frustrated by traffic.
"Jose Feliciano -- it's bad enough I can't see, I have to sit in this mess for three hours.
"Franklin Delano Roosevelt -- DRIVE-UH!"
"Jose Feliciano -- it's bad enough I can't see, I have to sit in this mess for three hours.
"Franklin Delano Roosevelt -- DRIVE-UH!"
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
There's a more direct one -- when Jerry is sharing a cab with that annoying comic who's doing a bit on people throughout history getting frustrated by traffic.
"Jose Feliciano -- it's bad enough I can't see, I have to sit in this mess for three hours.
"Franklin Delano Roosevelt -- DRIVE-UH!"
"Jose Feliciano -- it's bad enough I can't see, I have to sit in this mess for three hours.
"Franklin Delano Roosevelt -- DRIVE-UH!"
Abraham Lincoln.
When Jerry was dating the "loser" who mysteriously scheduled their first date on her birthday.
"Well, maybe she celebrates on the Monday after the weekend."
"She's not Lincoln."
When Jerry was dating the "loser" who mysteriously scheduled their first date on her birthday.
"Well, maybe she celebrates on the Monday after the weekend."
"She's not Lincoln."
December 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Abraham Lincoln.
When Jerry was dating the "loser" who mysteriously scheduled their first date on her birthday.
"Well, maybe she celebrates on the Monday after the weekend."
"She's not Lincoln."
When Jerry was dating the "loser" who mysteriously scheduled their first date on her birthday.
"Well, maybe she celebrates on the Monday after the weekend."
"She's not Lincoln."
Are the smart people in the room with you right now? Can you talk to them?
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Are the smart people in the room with you right now? Can you talk to them?
Me: So coach Quinn, I'm wondering how you'd grade the Commanders season so far.
Dan Quinn: A+. Look, I'm using the same template that my 12-year-old son is using when he plays Madden, and that is the potential.
Dan Quinn: A+. Look, I'm using the same template that my 12-year-old son is using when he plays Madden, and that is the potential.
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Me: So coach Quinn, I'm wondering how you'd grade the Commanders season so far.
Dan Quinn: A+. Look, I'm using the same template that my 12-year-old son is using when he plays Madden, and that is the potential.
Dan Quinn: A+. Look, I'm using the same template that my 12-year-old son is using when he plays Madden, and that is the potential.