Introducing the family to games again with captain toad treasure tracker and fortnite.

They are having a blast.

I used to be a hater of fortnite bots but it’s been a godsend for my lower skilled family to be able to just enjoy the game.

Why is ICE arresting employees but not employers? DOJ policy is to charge the most culpable people. The employers would seem to qualify.

Mfs be like: “I don’t wanna argue” after stating the most googlable and wrong things ever

Like no dawg you just don’t wanna be wrong and called out on it

Job: I need you to stay over 2 hours and I need you to work a 15 hour shift.
Me: okay.
Me to job: I’m adjusting my availability. I will have to be there 30 minutes later than previously scheduled from now on.
Job:(tags upper management) The shift starts at X time. Why do you need to come in later?

Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.

Excited to introduce Charlotte into my family. Pictures soon :)

Just bought a fight stick and I’m super excited to play street fighter 6. I started looking at playing Tekken as well but apparently it’s bad rn? What’s up with that?

Bureaucracy is so silly

Highlight of my day is finally have access to Microsoft teams again at my work

Sad there isn’t a social media network that is text only. Everything has phos and videos now.

Some people can’t help but be cunts no matter the circumstances

I feel like everyone is missing the reason why Nintendo is charging $80 for Mario kart separately.

It’s to get you to buy the bundle lmao. A 24 player game? Yeah they need people to buy it

Then you do it 3x more times because ADHD says so

He eepy and nap where he want

Nah but like I hate it when that happens esp when you put your pronouns EVERYWHERE

Look upon his wonder in marvel!