Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.

Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.

You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!

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When I got home from work yesterday, my wife was decorating the bathroom, I said to her, "I didn't know you were planning to re-decorate the bathroom."

"Neither did I"

Life with an ADHD woman is never dull!

First trailer for the 'LEGO Batman' game 🦇

Releasing in 2026

Unfortunately I missed the first game last night, but I am so happy and excited to have the Premier League back

Boxpark @ Wembley is my idea of hell

I have never seen a shoot-out like that in my life. I loved it! Swede Carrot Lime

I'm gutted that Taskmaster series 19 is over. It was by far my favourite line-up! 19 series in, and it is still thriving, Alex Horne and the crew have been doing an excellent job.

As soon as I got the email confirming that my parcel was being handled by Evri, I thought "ffs", it turns out the frustrations weren't unfounded.

My most listened to podcast of the year (again), and it isn't even close! @footballramble.bsky.social