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December 30 answer
On one hand it's great, but on the other it's just not right.
December 31 answer
Every year they drop the ball.
On one hand it's great, but on the other it's just not right.
December 31 answer
Every year they drop the ball.
January 1, 2026 at 1:44 PM
December 30 answer
On one hand it's great, but on the other it's just not right.
December 31 answer
Every year they drop the ball.
On one hand it's great, but on the other it's just not right.
December 31 answer
Every year they drop the ball.
December 30
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both left-handed
December 31
They say thw best New Year's Eve party is in Times Square, but I think it's a bit of a letdown
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both left-handed
December 31
They say thw best New Year's Eve party is in Times Square, but I think it's a bit of a letdown
December 31, 2025 at 12:58 PM
December 30
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both left-handed
December 31
They say thw best New Year's Eve party is in Times Square, but I think it's a bit of a letdown
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both left-handed
December 31
They say thw best New Year's Eve party is in Times Square, but I think it's a bit of a letdown
December 26 answer
Because their horns don't work!
December 27 answer
It's been sew-sew
December 28 answer
Hot, because you can catch a cold!
December 29 answer
But now I can't open it because the door faces the wall.
Because their horns don't work!
December 27 answer
It's been sew-sew
December 28 answer
Hot, because you can catch a cold!
December 29 answer
But now I can't open it because the door faces the wall.
December 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
December 26 answer
Because their horns don't work!
December 27 answer
It's been sew-sew
December 28 answer
Hot, because you can catch a cold!
December 29 answer
But now I can't open it because the door faces the wall.
Because their horns don't work!
December 27 answer
It's been sew-sew
December 28 answer
Hot, because you can catch a cold!
December 29 answer
But now I can't open it because the door faces the wall.
December 24 answer
Subordinate clauses
December 25 answer
Eggnog-stic
December 26
why do cows have bells?
December 27
I started a new job at a tailor the other week
December 28
Which is faster: hot or cold?
December 29
The rerecuple said, "set the oven to 180 degrees."
Subordinate clauses
December 25 answer
Eggnog-stic
December 26
why do cows have bells?
December 27
I started a new job at a tailor the other week
December 28
Which is faster: hot or cold?
December 29
The rerecuple said, "set the oven to 180 degrees."
December 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
December 24 answer
Subordinate clauses
December 25 answer
Eggnog-stic
December 26
why do cows have bells?
December 27
I started a new job at a tailor the other week
December 28
Which is faster: hot or cold?
December 29
The rerecuple said, "set the oven to 180 degrees."
Subordinate clauses
December 25 answer
Eggnog-stic
December 26
why do cows have bells?
December 27
I started a new job at a tailor the other week
December 28
Which is faster: hot or cold?
December 29
The rerecuple said, "set the oven to 180 degrees."
December 21 answer
Do you smell carrots?
December 22 answer
In retrospect, paper would have been easier
December 23 answer
With ten tickels!
December 24
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
December 25
What do you call a person who doesn't believe in Santa Clause?
Do you smell carrots?
December 22 answer
In retrospect, paper would have been easier
December 23 answer
With ten tickels!
December 24
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
December 25
What do you call a person who doesn't believe in Santa Clause?
December 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
December 21 answer
Do you smell carrots?
December 22 answer
In retrospect, paper would have been easier
December 23 answer
With ten tickels!
December 24
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
December 25
What do you call a person who doesn't believe in Santa Clause?
Do you smell carrots?
December 22 answer
In retrospect, paper would have been easier
December 23 answer
With ten tickels!
December 24
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
December 25
What do you call a person who doesn't believe in Santa Clause?
December 19 answer
They drop all their needles
December 20 answer
There was nothing left but de Brie
December 21
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
December 22
Last year, I wrote a book on penguins
December 23
How do you make an octopus laugh?
They drop all their needles
December 20 answer
There was nothing left but de Brie
December 21
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
December 22
Last year, I wrote a book on penguins
December 23
How do you make an octopus laugh?
December 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
December 19 answer
They drop all their needles
December 20 answer
There was nothing left but de Brie
December 21
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
December 22
Last year, I wrote a book on penguins
December 23
How do you make an octopus laugh?
They drop all their needles
December 20 answer
There was nothing left but de Brie
December 21
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
December 22
Last year, I wrote a book on penguins
December 23
How do you make an octopus laugh?
December 17 answer
... but that's just nuts
December 18
**I tried to make a belt out of watches, but I realized it was a waste of time.**
December 19
Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
December 20
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
... but that's just nuts
December 18
**I tried to make a belt out of watches, but I realized it was a waste of time.**
December 19
Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
December 20
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
December 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
December 17 answer
... but that's just nuts
December 18
**I tried to make a belt out of watches, but I realized it was a waste of time.**
December 19
Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
December 20
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
... but that's just nuts
December 18
**I tried to make a belt out of watches, but I realized it was a waste of time.**
December 19
Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
December 20
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
December 13 answer
Eclipse it
December 14 answer
He got an off-ice job
December 15 ans.
Nevermind, it's over your head.
December 16
**my wife was really mad because I have no sense of direction. So, I packed up my stuff and right!**
December 17
I thought about going on an all-almond diet...
Eclipse it
December 14 answer
He got an off-ice job
December 15 ans.
Nevermind, it's over your head.
December 16
**my wife was really mad because I have no sense of direction. So, I packed up my stuff and right!**
December 17
I thought about going on an all-almond diet...
December 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
December 13 answer
Eclipse it
December 14 answer
He got an off-ice job
December 15 ans.
Nevermind, it's over your head.
December 16
**my wife was really mad because I have no sense of direction. So, I packed up my stuff and right!**
December 17
I thought about going on an all-almond diet...
Eclipse it
December 14 answer
He got an off-ice job
December 15 ans.
Nevermind, it's over your head.
December 16
**my wife was really mad because I have no sense of direction. So, I packed up my stuff and right!**
December 17
I thought about going on an all-almond diet...
December 12 answer
"Etch who?"
"Gesundheit"
December 13
How does the Moon cut his hair?
December 14
Did you hear about the hockey player who switched professions?
December 15
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
"Etch who?"
"Gesundheit"
December 13
How does the Moon cut his hair?
December 14
Did you hear about the hockey player who switched professions?
December 15
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
December 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
December 12 answer
"Etch who?"
"Gesundheit"
December 13
How does the Moon cut his hair?
December 14
Did you hear about the hockey player who switched professions?
December 15
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
"Etch who?"
"Gesundheit"
December 13
How does the Moon cut his hair?
December 14
Did you hear about the hockey player who switched professions?
December 15
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
December 9 answer
So far I've got 12 fridges
December 10 answer
You follow the fresh prints
December 11
**Knowing how to pick locks has opened a lot of doors for me**
December 12 (1/2)
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Etch."
So far I've got 12 fridges
December 10 answer
You follow the fresh prints
December 11
**Knowing how to pick locks has opened a lot of doors for me**
December 12 (1/2)
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Etch."
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
December 9 answer
So far I've got 12 fridges
December 10 answer
You follow the fresh prints
December 11
**Knowing how to pick locks has opened a lot of doors for me**
December 12 (1/2)
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Etch."
So far I've got 12 fridges
December 10 answer
You follow the fresh prints
December 11
**Knowing how to pick locks has opened a lot of doors for me**
December 12 (1/2)
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Etch."
Been sick and haven't been able to do these but im ok now, ill be continuing with as many as I can each day.
December 8 answer
Doctor: "I know. I'm David ."
December 9
I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet.
December 10
How do you follow Will Smith out of the snow?
December 8 answer
Doctor: "I know. I'm David ."
December 9
I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet.
December 10
How do you follow Will Smith out of the snow?
December 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Been sick and haven't been able to do these but im ok now, ill be continuing with as many as I can each day.
December 8 answer
Doctor: "I know. I'm David ."
December 9
I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet.
December 10
How do you follow Will Smith out of the snow?
December 8 answer
Doctor: "I know. I'm David ."
December 9
I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet.
December 10
How do you follow Will Smith out of the snow?
December 7 answer
But I didn't 1 2.
December 8
Doctor: "relax, David, it's a small surgery, so there's not need to panic."
Patient: "but my name isn't David."
But I didn't 1 2.
December 8
Doctor: "relax, David, it's a small surgery, so there's not need to panic."
Patient: "but my name isn't David."
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 AM
December 7 answer
But I didn't 1 2.
December 8
Doctor: "relax, David, it's a small surgery, so there's not need to panic."
Patient: "but my name isn't David."
But I didn't 1 2.
December 8
Doctor: "relax, David, it's a small surgery, so there's not need to panic."
Patient: "but my name isn't David."
December 6 answer
Nothing: it was on the house
December 7
My friend told me to stop speaking in numbers.
Nothing: it was on the house
December 7
My friend told me to stop speaking in numbers.
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
December 6 answer
Nothing: it was on the house
December 7
My friend told me to stop speaking in numbers.
Nothing: it was on the house
December 7
My friend told me to stop speaking in numbers.
December 5 answer
Halling taxis!
December 6
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Halling taxis!
December 6
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
December 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
December 5 answer
Halling taxis!
December 6
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Halling taxis!
December 6
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
December 4 answer
It was just gathering dust
December 5
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
It was just gathering dust
December 5
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 AM
December 4 answer
It was just gathering dust
December 5
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
It was just gathering dust
December 5
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
December 3
One Mississippi
December 4
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
One Mississippi
December 4
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
December 3
One Mississippi
December 4
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
One Mississippi
December 4
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
December 2 answer
Because they're shellfish!
December 3
How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?
Because they're shellfish!
December 3
How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
December 2 answer
Because they're shellfish!
December 3
How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?
Because they're shellfish!
December 3
How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?
December 1 answer
But they're hVjnf trouble installing Windows.
December 2
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
But they're hVjnf trouble installing Windows.
December 2
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
December 1 answer
But they're hVjnf trouble installing Windows.
December 2
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
But they're hVjnf trouble installing Windows.
December 2
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
November 29 answer
If it isn't autocorrect.
December 1
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car.
If it isn't autocorrect.
December 1
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car.
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
November 29 answer
If it isn't autocorrect.
December 1
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car.
If it isn't autocorrect.
December 1
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car.
November 29
We'll We'll We'll...
November 30
**Two cows were in a field. One said, "Moooooo," and the other replied, "I was just going to say that."
We'll We'll We'll...
November 30
**Two cows were in a field. One said, "Moooooo," and the other replied, "I was just going to say that."
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
November 29
We'll We'll We'll...
November 30
**Two cows were in a field. One said, "Moooooo," and the other replied, "I was just going to say that."
We'll We'll We'll...
November 30
**Two cows were in a field. One said, "Moooooo," and the other replied, "I was just going to say that."
November 27 answer
"Quack, quack!"
November 28
**This year my teacher gave out Black Friday deals too. My late assignment got 50% off!
"Quack, quack!"
November 28
**This year my teacher gave out Black Friday deals too. My late assignment got 50% off!
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
November 27 answer
"Quack, quack!"
November 28
**This year my teacher gave out Black Friday deals too. My late assignment got 50% off!
"Quack, quack!"
November 28
**This year my teacher gave out Black Friday deals too. My late assignment got 50% off!
November 26 answer
A boa constructor
November 27
What did thr turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
A boa constructor
November 27
What did thr turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
November 26 answer
A boa constructor
November 27
What did thr turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
A boa constructor
November 27
What did thr turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
November 25 answer
The man replied "Since next Monday"
November 26
What do yiu call a snake wearing a hard hat?
The man replied "Since next Monday"
November 26
What do yiu call a snake wearing a hard hat?
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 AM
November 25 answer
The man replied "Since next Monday"
November 26
What do yiu call a snake wearing a hard hat?
The man replied "Since next Monday"
November 26
What do yiu call a snake wearing a hard hat?
November 24 answer
A towel!
November 25
A man went to the doctor because he started seeing into the future.
The doctor asked, "How long have you been suffering from this condition?"
A towel!
November 25
A man went to the doctor because he started seeing into the future.
The doctor asked, "How long have you been suffering from this condition?"
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 AM
November 24 answer
A towel!
November 25
A man went to the doctor because he started seeing into the future.
The doctor asked, "How long have you been suffering from this condition?"
A towel!
November 25
A man went to the doctor because he started seeing into the future.
The doctor asked, "How long have you been suffering from this condition?"
November 23 answer
Then j picked the movie and the pizza because I'm the one with thw money.
November 24
What gets wet as it dries?
Then j picked the movie and the pizza because I'm the one with thw money.
November 24
What gets wet as it dries?
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 AM
November 23 answer
Then j picked the movie and the pizza because I'm the one with thw money.
November 24
What gets wet as it dries?
Then j picked the movie and the pizza because I'm the one with thw money.
November 24
What gets wet as it dries?