James Milsom
@jamesmilsom.bsky.social
Producer, writer, composer.
Unjustifiably doubts things.
Unjustifiably doubts things.
You can enter the bathroom while I’m showering.
You can leave the door wide open.
You can screech for no apparent reason to attract attention to the bathroom with the door open where I’m showering.
Even when my Mum is visiting.
You can do all of this. I can take it. 1/2
You can leave the door wide open.
You can screech for no apparent reason to attract attention to the bathroom with the door open where I’m showering.
Even when my Mum is visiting.
You can do all of this. I can take it. 1/2
March 20, 2025 at 9:40 AM
You can enter the bathroom while I’m showering.
You can leave the door wide open.
You can screech for no apparent reason to attract attention to the bathroom with the door open where I’m showering.
Even when my Mum is visiting.
You can do all of this. I can take it. 1/2
You can leave the door wide open.
You can screech for no apparent reason to attract attention to the bathroom with the door open where I’m showering.
Even when my Mum is visiting.
You can do all of this. I can take it. 1/2
The checkout. The last bastion of non-masculinity.
March 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The checkout. The last bastion of non-masculinity.
Heinrich emptied his pockets at the behest of Brenda, the matronly airport security lady. A single, packaged prophylactic tumbled from his hand into the grey plastic x-ray tray.
A moment. 🧵
A moment. 🧵
March 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Heinrich emptied his pockets at the behest of Brenda, the matronly airport security lady. A single, packaged prophylactic tumbled from his hand into the grey plastic x-ray tray.
A moment. 🧵
A moment. 🧵
Optimist: the cup is half full.
Pessimist: the cup is half empty.
The cup’s LinkedIn: the cup enjoyed an immensely successful career at full water capacity and is excited for this new challenge at a different but completely valid volume.
Pessimist: the cup is half empty.
The cup’s LinkedIn: the cup enjoyed an immensely successful career at full water capacity and is excited for this new challenge at a different but completely valid volume.
Optimist: the cup is ½ full
Pessimist: the cup is ½ empty
Proponent of dangerously incorrect carbon accounting: half of the cup has water in it, and the other half has avoided water in it. Therefore, the cup has achieved net zero water.
Pessimist: the cup is ½ empty
Proponent of dangerously incorrect carbon accounting: half of the cup has water in it, and the other half has avoided water in it. Therefore, the cup has achieved net zero water.
Optimist: the cup is ½ full
Pessimist: the cup is ½ empty
Geographer: actually, it all depends which projection was used
Pessimist: the cup is ½ empty
Geographer: actually, it all depends which projection was used
December 19, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Optimist: the cup is half full.
Pessimist: the cup is half empty.
The cup’s LinkedIn: the cup enjoyed an immensely successful career at full water capacity and is excited for this new challenge at a different but completely valid volume.
Pessimist: the cup is half empty.
The cup’s LinkedIn: the cup enjoyed an immensely successful career at full water capacity and is excited for this new challenge at a different but completely valid volume.
Oh @milespherbert.bsky.social I must say I did love this read.
December 14, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Oh @milespherbert.bsky.social I must say I did love this read.
October 27, 2023 at 2:36 AM
If you’re looking for a good time… #writingcommunity #goodtimes
October 19, 2023 at 6:15 AM
If you’re looking for a good time… #writingcommunity #goodtimes
Reposted by James Milsom
The School Reunion Test is live now at www.shine.quest/the-school-r... #school #reunion #socialanxiety
October 13, 2023 at 5:03 AM
The School Reunion Test is live now at www.shine.quest/the-school-r... #school #reunion #socialanxiety
Hard to express how excited I am for this episode. I’ve wanted someone to tell me that the 4 hour work week is bullshit for a really long time. #podcast
September 21, 2023 at 10:43 PM
Hard to express how excited I am for this episode. I’ve wanted someone to tell me that the 4 hour work week is bullshit for a really long time. #podcast
Reposted by James Milsom
Do you listen to @guardianaustralia.bsky.social's news podcast Full Story? We're running a survey to help us make better podcasts, please let us know what you think here: theguardian.com/podcastsurve...
September 19, 2023 at 3:41 AM
Do you listen to @guardianaustralia.bsky.social's news podcast Full Story? We're running a survey to help us make better podcasts, please let us know what you think here: theguardian.com/podcastsurve...
When you were a teenager at the beach, were you shirt off boy, or mystery boy? Only you can say for sure. Also your friends who hated on you for being shirt off boy. More at shine.quest #writingcommunity #writing #beach #teenagers #body
September 18, 2023 at 5:46 AM
When you were a teenager at the beach, were you shirt off boy, or mystery boy? Only you can say for sure. Also your friends who hated on you for being shirt off boy. More at shine.quest #writingcommunity #writing #beach #teenagers #body
I have never in my life won a man challenge. More at www.permissiontoshine.quest #toxicmasculinity #wimpyandlame #writingcommunity #writing
September 12, 2023 at 5:34 AM
I have never in my life won a man challenge. More at www.permissiontoshine.quest #toxicmasculinity #wimpyandlame #writingcommunity #writing
New from Permission to Shine: introducing the Hunchiverse. Enter the world of Hunch, a musician and consultant detective, who employs every police procedural TV show trope possible to get his man. Full scene at shine.quest
#writingcommunity #writing #screenwriting
#writingcommunity #writing #screenwriting
September 10, 2023 at 3:08 AM
New from Permission to Shine: introducing the Hunchiverse. Enter the world of Hunch, a musician and consultant detective, who employs every police procedural TV show trope possible to get his man. Full scene at shine.quest
#writingcommunity #writing #screenwriting
#writingcommunity #writing #screenwriting
Thanks so much for all of your support. #WritingCommunity #writers More: www.shine.quest
September 6, 2023 at 10:44 PM
Thanks so much for all of your support. #WritingCommunity #writers More: www.shine.quest
KISS. New micro #writing I done. More at www.shine.quest
August 12, 2023 at 4:27 AM
KISS. New micro #writing I done. More at www.shine.quest
Featuring beautiful location field recordings from sound designer Camilla Hannan, and brilliant interviews from Laura Murphy-Oates. This is a must listen.
Great episode of Full Story today - recorded in Garma, with Laura Murphy-Oates talking to Malarndirri McCarthy and Julian Leeser >> https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/audio/2023/aug/08/the-voice-ama-yolngu-youth-and-mps-liberal-and-labor-on-the-voice-full-story-podcast?CMP=share_btn_tw
The voice AMA: Yolngu youth and MPs, Liberal and Labor, on the voice – Full Story podcast
In this special episode of The voice ask me anything from Garma festival, Labor and Liberal MPs answer your questions
www.theguardian.com
August 8, 2023 at 10:20 AM
Featuring beautiful location field recordings from sound designer Camilla Hannan, and brilliant interviews from Laura Murphy-Oates. This is a must listen.