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Jameson Alford

@jamesonalford.bsky.social

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I cook things. Comments and views do not represent my employer, etc.

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Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 10h

Original.

Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 10h

Just marked the occasion on my ‘15 Prius.

Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 1d

It just feels egregious is all.

Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon of marge simpson saying that 's true but he shouldn 't say it .

ALT: a cartoon of marge simpson saying that 's true but he shouldn 't say it .

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Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 1d

Not raw chicken cutlets!

Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 1d

That’s rough.

Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 1d

See now I want to see if I can do something in that vein that tastes delicious. Like a biscuit fried banana dumpling with caramel sauce.

Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 1d

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Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 2d

Dude needs to complete the look and start growing the Amish chinstrap.

Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 2d

No I think this is mercy. If you gave your guy gumbo for the first time before going in, he’s gonna do nothing but think about how amazing it is and be tortured by it for all 9 months. Now, you better make sure he gets a big ol bowl on his homecoming though.

Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 3d

Was it the slogan or was it the bad faith actors who twisted the slogan to mean things it did not mean in order to scare people into being against it?

Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 3d

I love how when I backtrack through the responses, the initial quote tweet with the reaction image still gets me no closer to understanding until I go back to the beginning of the thread.

Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 3d

I’m offended by this.

Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 4d

I like how there’s a loose sort of continuity of time here if you squint and use a little imagination.

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Comic Remix - Penny Arcade

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 4d

It’s supposed to be in the 80s here 🙃

Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 4d

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Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 5d

That’s a fucking mood.

Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 5d

French numbers are wild.

Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 5d

Yeah, I can’t even connect the dots on that one.

Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 7d

Serious question: at that point, why? What’s once a week doing for you that is so drastically different than zero times?

Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 7d

There’s a couple flavors that are ok, and a couple that should never have left the factory. The green tea ones are generally the best though.

Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 7d

Maaaaan listen. I’m a manager in my department and the amount of high school bs I have to deal with between GROWN adults on the daily is exhausting.

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Dema Devøtee @demadevotee.bsky.social · 8d

PSA- tomorrow, October 1, your mitochondria will transition to frighticondria and become the haunted house of the cell

Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 8d

I’m hit dog!

Jameson Alford @jamesonalford.bsky.social · 10d

That’s terrifying.