The last thing London needs is another loon wearing his Y-fronts on the outside, sitting on the tube.

Could you fight for ... maybe 10% of AWC trains to run on time. You know, as a start?

Yeah I maintain it's "meh". It's not got the wow factor that a centenary celebration deserves.

Whilst a nice idea, couldn't AWC's time and money be better spent actually providing a reliable rail service. They have this, an "ethnic" train & an LGBTQ livery but they can't get the 06:54 to run on time. I don't care about the paint, I want to get to work on time for once. Thats what I pay for.

You're right. And yet somehow it doesn't work for me on the 777 artwork. As I say, let's see what the real deal looks like.

No... I like the red accents but over all, it's too kitsch. It feels like the design team are trying too hard. No, it's not for me. Maybe the real thing will look ... better.

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Member of the British Empire, surely?

It IS weird! You're not kidding.

Visiting Matlock would make you give up.... mostly on life.

Madrid Barajas vibes there.

If that fails, I'll try to overthrow the boss of the Yorkshire sub-branch of the Russian Mafia, take over his drug trafficking stronghold and drive the cost of Methadone on the streets of Harrogate down.
Failing that, I'll probably just eat the banana 🍌

"If I can't do anything else, I'll eat it" ...???
Ominous. What's she got in mind? 1st I'll kidnap the matron and try to fight my way out of this death camp they call a "Care home"

And a major faux pas in letting jelly near a scone. In Brit-land we call it jam.

And there he is proudly displaying £65 of his £84 winnings, having spent the rest on the Arriva bus ride home from court.

Will they be able to understand the local lingo though? 🤔

VC10 every time. She's pretty 😍