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Everyone at the US Open looks like they were on the bachelor/bachelorette(derogatory)
September 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Everyone at the US Open looks like they were on the bachelor/bachelorette(derogatory)
Tired: Coachella being the influencer Olympics
Wired: Taylor - Travis engagement announcement being the parasocial Olympics
Wired: Taylor - Travis engagement announcement being the parasocial Olympics
August 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Tired: Coachella being the influencer Olympics
Wired: Taylor - Travis engagement announcement being the parasocial Olympics
Wired: Taylor - Travis engagement announcement being the parasocial Olympics
SYMPATHY IS A KNIFE DURING THE RECAP AND MEGAN THEE STALLION in the same episode? Guess it’s time to spill the beans that I’m a producer
June 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
SYMPATHY IS A KNIFE DURING THE RECAP AND MEGAN THEE STALLION in the same episode? Guess it’s time to spill the beans that I’m a producer
Sometimes I get sad and then I remember I saw Lorde come out for “Girl, so Confusing” at Coachella
May 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Sometimes I get sad and then I remember I saw Lorde come out for “Girl, so Confusing” at Coachella
Whoever thought up this helicopter fly over around the track during the starting of the Indy 500 clearly hasn’t watched any of the Final Destinations
May 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Whoever thought up this helicopter fly over around the track during the starting of the Indy 500 clearly hasn’t watched any of the Final Destinations
I’ll never forgive Eurovision for making Miriana Conte change her song from Kant to Serving
May 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’ll never forgive Eurovision for making Miriana Conte change her song from Kant to Serving
Did DONDI or Survivor Australia vs. the World film first?
March 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Did DONDI or Survivor Australia vs. the World film first?
Rewatching Search Party just to feel something again
March 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Rewatching Search Party just to feel something again
Damn they put all this energy into getting rid of DEI only for abracadabra to be the promo song for March Madness this year, ya hate to see it lol jk
March 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Damn they put all this energy into getting rid of DEI only for abracadabra to be the promo song for March Madness this year, ya hate to see it lol jk
Tbh I feel like any time the reward on Australian survivor is a Parma they should give credit to John Eastoe case he wouldn’t stfu about mexi-parmas
March 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Tbh I feel like any time the reward on Australian survivor is a Parma they should give credit to John Eastoe case he wouldn’t stfu about mexi-parmas
It’s so funny watching Australian and American Survivors at the same time cause one is great strategy, fun personalities, interesting, and an invested host and the other is American Survivor
March 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It’s so funny watching Australian and American Survivors at the same time cause one is great strategy, fun personalities, interesting, and an invested host and the other is American Survivor
Not to be a fatty but when tik tok chefs share a recipe and say mayonnaise or miracle whip I immediately don’t trust them, those are two different things
March 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Not to be a fatty but when tik tok chefs share a recipe and say mayonnaise or miracle whip I immediately don’t trust them, those are two different things
Look, I love both but why is it cheaper to see blackpink than it is to see Tate McRae
February 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Look, I love both but why is it cheaper to see blackpink than it is to see Tate McRae
Brb seeing The Monkey
February 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Brb seeing The Monkey
Can Peacock add a feature where you can auto fast forward through any scene with pickleball because I’m tired of it
December 17, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Can Peacock add a feature where you can auto fast forward through any scene with pickleball because I’m tired of it
I don’t need any guests for Charli’s Coachella set, but if I could pick one it would be cupcakke
December 7, 2024 at 5:33 AM
I don’t need any guests for Charli’s Coachella set, but if I could pick one it would be cupcakke
Guess I spent 3% of the year listening to Charli XCX
December 4, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Guess I spent 3% of the year listening to Charli XCX
Watching the nyc ep of No Reservations and definitely got a little uneasy when he went to the third floor of the Spotted Pig and talked about its exclusivity
November 29, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Watching the nyc ep of No Reservations and definitely got a little uneasy when he went to the third floor of the Spotted Pig and talked about its exclusivity
The only ep of OG Gossip Girl I’ve seen is that one iconic thanksgiving ep, and I think I might watch the series from the beginning finally?
November 28, 2024 at 9:09 PM
The only ep of OG Gossip Girl I’ve seen is that one iconic thanksgiving ep, and I think I might watch the series from the beginning finally?
Not to reveal myself as a dummy but reading House of Leaves and all the story within a story and different fonts has me like, “girl, so confusing”
November 21, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Not to reveal myself as a dummy but reading House of Leaves and all the story within a story and different fonts has me like, “girl, so confusing”
Doing my civic duty and loudly booing and yelling everytime I see a cybertruck
November 20, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Doing my civic duty and loudly booing and yelling everytime I see a cybertruck
Wait so almost everyone was involved in some part of this “prank”?! Fuck this lame ass boring rhony cast and honestly fuck production for thinking this is acceptable tv
November 20, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Wait so almost everyone was involved in some part of this “prank”?! Fuck this lame ass boring rhony cast and honestly fuck production for thinking this is acceptable tv
People Magazine talking about Anora being Mikey Madison’s breakthrough performance as if she didn’t give us this
a woman is screaming with the words help me scream written below her
ALT: a woman is screaming with the words help me scream written below her
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 11:31 PM
People Magazine talking about Anora being Mikey Madison’s breakthrough performance as if she didn’t give us this
“Paint me like one of your French girls” - Thomas Andrews the cat(yes, named after the architect of the titanic), I imagine
December 8, 2023 at 10:28 PM
“Paint me like one of your French girls” - Thomas Andrews the cat(yes, named after the architect of the titanic), I imagine