james tom
@jamestomxo.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ comedian, unfortunately. netflix (hannah gadsby's gender agenda), max (OFMD), hulu (crush), off-broadway 🎟 PHILLY 8/28: https://linktr.ee/jamestomxo
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it's crazy that travis kelce publicly dated all black women and then taylor swift. he jumped all the way to extreme difficulty karen mode
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waiting room of my local planned parenthood is always playing Family Feud. can't tell if this is intentionally ironic or not
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is that obviously straight popstar gay? is sourdough an ally? do GLPs stand in solidarity with gaza?
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I have a vested interest in taylor swift's music, but I'm not a swiftie. when I look at taylor swift I think, "oh that's a white woman"
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the album is confusing, the imagery and content don't match at all. it's like, are u a glamorous showgirl or a domestic tradwife? and if it's about the tension between those things it has to actually be about that
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something that rly worked about Folklore was the timing + wistful, contemplative, isolated quality made felt relatable, like she was enduring a global hardship along with us. this one shows she's totally disconnected from the moment the rest of us are in, where her "underworld" is cancel culture
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now this one is ridiculous
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reads just like harry potter fanfic
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something happens when our faves get into idyllic loving relationships and become totally uninteresting. it happened when ben gibbard was with zooey deschanel and it's happening to taylor now
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but like the closest she's ever gotten to one is the library scene in beauty and the beast
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I love taylor swift. she's like a girl who loves the idea of books
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ok I'm listening to taylor swift album. I'm sorry this is the only thing I've talked about in weeks
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maybe the swifties of bluesky will like this full taylor (and ONE selena gomez song) playlist Spotify "curated" for me
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flying into a rage trying to find a gym with day passes in SF
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ABC has announced their new late night host
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how is carmen sandiego gonna tone down the elgeebeetees
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lol new clown car just rolled up
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"there's no place for violence in american politics" well you're about 300 years too late
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good thing this one wasn't a mass shooting so much as an ass shooting
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*kendrick voice* poetic justice
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butch connotes utility

masc connotes incompetence
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thought there was nothing more annoying than actors--wrong it's actors who do other jobs bc why we doing breathwork in the DEI workshop rn
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first generation they
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Doctors I trust more than rfk jr