Is there a term for Emoji catatonia? I.e. being too dumbstruck to choose the right emoji for a reaction in a messaging app?

When my cockapoo pulls at the leash he’s a yanky doodle

Today I noticed that Outlook Web Access now supports smart pasting when I highlight text and have a hyperlink on my clipboard. Thank you to the developer(s) who added this feature! Time to step it up and join the party, Microsoft Teams

Me: Owns all the best tools

Also me: Completes 99% of household projects with some combination of this screwdriver from an early generation Nest thermostat and a Pulltaps foil cutter

Does anybody use the TV in the hotel room anymore? To me, it's more annoyance than amenity.

I grew up so Southern that the first time I saw a brood of cicadas hatch, I thought it rhymed with a root vegetable from Idaho.

Looking sunburnt on MS Teams for Mac? Turn on Video effects and settings > Adjust Brightness

Then MS Teams will look almost as good as 👏 every 👏 single 👏 other 👏 app that uses Mac's camera.

Google "MS Teams Red Face" for unlimited wrong solutions on answers.microsoft.com

I am having the best Mother’s Day

TIL saying “Rabbit Rabbit” on the first of the month is supposed to bring good luck

In architecture, this worn dirt patch is called a “Path of Desire”. It’s a beautiful phrase for, “somebody put the sidewalk in the wrong place.”