Thinking about the person who was snoring really loudly in the theater halfway through Wicked, and no one nearby woke them up?? 😭 also how did you sleep through that absolute masterpiece

Me to everyone at Thanksgiving dinner who wants to ask about my life

I’ve never been so happy to hear a nice soaking rain! Am I middle aged?? Because “we needed this”

what I really need is a barb and star sequel but it’s also a christmas movie

I have plans every night this week and every weekend until 2025.. as an introvert the thought makes me want to break out in hives