You could be right. Hopefully for at least some others, you are.

It makes a lot sense when you look at it that way.

I admire your positive outlook on it.

My inner teenager came out and I went into full strop mode.

I thought 5k too

Yep. I'd convinced myself i was definitely getting one. That email hit like a brick

I'm convinced his aim at this point is to see how much he can wind us up.

There's no way he believes half the stuff that comes out of his mouth.