Jamie Saker
@jamiesaker.bsky.social
Chief Artisan, Cybernetika LLC
Bio: Financial CISO, Univ. Wisconsin Grad School of Banking faculty
ECOLOGEE | Flat Orgs | IoT | ML/AI | Systems Innovation | #Cybernetics | #Node-RED | #BeagleBone | Retro Computing #NoMAGA
Bio: Financial CISO, Univ. Wisconsin Grad School of Banking faculty
ECOLOGEE | Flat Orgs | IoT | ML/AI | Systems Innovation | #Cybernetics | #Node-RED | #BeagleBone | Retro Computing #NoMAGA
In Missouri, FEMA now means "Firearm-Embracing MAGA Assholes."
May 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
In Missouri, FEMA now means "Firearm-Embracing MAGA Assholes."
I suspect there will be many economic, human-caused disasters that compound the natural ones before Americans discover that nature doesn't respect executive branch policy decisions. With many states allocating less than 1% to disaster recovery - which FEMA is ending 75% coverage - it'll be a crisis.
May 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I suspect there will be many economic, human-caused disasters that compound the natural ones before Americans discover that nature doesn't respect executive branch policy decisions. With many states allocating less than 1% to disaster recovery - which FEMA is ending 75% coverage - it'll be a crisis.
Please comfort Ms. Noem by letting her know her staff was wrong. She's got an easy 10+ years of life on her current Gulfstream and when she's done with that one, she can ride on Elon's Dogeforce One plane for free.
May 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Please comfort Ms. Noem by letting her know her staff was wrong. She's got an easy 10+ years of life on her current Gulfstream and when she's done with that one, she can ride on Elon's Dogeforce One plane for free.
He's unquestionably America's president.
May 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
He's unquestionably America's president.
Don't know about you, but I think a chill Pope Maurice I is precisely the leader the Catholic Church needed at this time. Congratulations, Father!
May 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Don't know about you, but I think a chill Pope Maurice I is precisely the leader the Catholic Church needed at this time. Congratulations, Father!
IANAL but even I know that money is not irreparable harm. These Federalist judges appear to require a refresher law course.
May 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
IANAL but even I know that money is not irreparable harm. These Federalist judges appear to require a refresher law course.
First tragedy, then farce.
May 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
First tragedy, then farce.
Frozen natural gas wellheads taking supply offline. Over-reliance on fossil fuel power generation that fails during cold temperature shocks. It's unwise living in a state with an eschatological, pentacostal Death Drive driving their government policy.
May 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Frozen natural gas wellheads taking supply offline. Over-reliance on fossil fuel power generation that fails during cold temperature shocks. It's unwise living in a state with an eschatological, pentacostal Death Drive driving their government policy.
Gotta protect those precious bodily fluids from "them godless commies." 😆
May 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Gotta protect those precious bodily fluids from "them godless commies." 😆
"China... they don't consume anything. All they do is export." - Sec of State Marco Rubio
April 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"China... they don't consume anything. All they do is export." - Sec of State Marco Rubio
What did the Heard and McDonald Islands ever do to the United States to merit a 10% retaliatory tariff?
April 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
What did the Heard and McDonald Islands ever do to the United States to merit a 10% retaliatory tariff?
The real reason Greenland is desired by the benefactors of the current administration.
March 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The real reason Greenland is desired by the benefactors of the current administration.
We may need to let MAGA know that they're going the wrong direction. Egg prices were supposed to be at record lows, not highs, by now.
March 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
We may need to let MAGA know that they're going the wrong direction. Egg prices were supposed to be at record lows, not highs, by now.
As $TSLA falls from ~$500/share to soon below $200, you can't help be reminded that Elon Musk loathes liberal arts educations. Elon would never have you learn about Icarus, the "man who thought he was as good as the gods and flew too close to the sun, only to plummet to his despair."
March 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
As $TSLA falls from ~$500/share to soon below $200, you can't help be reminded that Elon Musk loathes liberal arts educations. Elon would never have you learn about Icarus, the "man who thought he was as good as the gods and flew too close to the sun, only to plummet to his despair."
When you're a 19-year-old college dropout pulling in a six figure paycheck cancelling government stuff for Elon, what's a minor detail like "Cisco Smartnet"? Like who wants security patches for government routers?
March 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
When you're a 19-year-old college dropout pulling in a six figure paycheck cancelling government stuff for Elon, what's a minor detail like "Cisco Smartnet"? Like who wants security patches for government routers?
The DOGE Douche Database is utterly fascinating in the levels of banality attained. Imagine telling government attorneys you saved a few dollars cancelling their West Law subscription.
March 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The DOGE Douche Database is utterly fascinating in the levels of banality attained. Imagine telling government attorneys you saved a few dollars cancelling their West Law subscription.
Trillions of taxpayer dollars are spent on defense contractors with little question on efficiency. Meanwhile Elon Musk cancels a few hundred VSCode licenses and declares victory.
March 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Trillions of taxpayer dollars are spent on defense contractors with little question on efficiency. Meanwhile Elon Musk cancels a few hundred VSCode licenses and declares victory.
It's not a car.
It's not a company.
It's a cult.
It's not a company.
It's a cult.
February 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It's not a car.
It's not a company.
It's a cult.
It's not a company.
It's a cult.
"For the low price of $2 billion (check made out to Jared Kushner), you too don't have to wear a suit to the White House."
February 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"For the low price of $2 billion (check made out to Jared Kushner), you too don't have to wear a suit to the White House."
Apparently when you purchase the favor of a president, you don't have to wear a suit.
February 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Apparently when you purchase the favor of a president, you don't have to wear a suit.
Seems President Musk has an inattentive federal employee in his meeting slacking off on his iPhone that needs fired. Dude didn't even fill out his top five accomplishments email.
February 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Seems President Musk has an inattentive federal employee in his meeting slacking off on his iPhone that needs fired. Dude didn't even fill out his top five accomplishments email.
They say you can take the Slave Master from the diamond and emerald mines, but you'll never take away their colonialist zeal. "We will coup whomever we like."
February 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
They say you can take the Slave Master from the diamond and emerald mines, but you'll never take away their colonialist zeal. "We will coup whomever we like."
"Gosh, who illegally fired all the federal workers? Elon? Donald?"
February 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"Gosh, who illegally fired all the federal workers? Elon? Donald?"
"MEET YOUR NEW OVERLORDS. THIS GOVERNING STUFF IS HARDER THAN WE IMAGINED. ERRORS WILL OCCUR. PLEASE DON'T NOTICE OUR SITE IS BROKE. AGAIN."
February 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
"MEET YOUR NEW OVERLORDS. THIS GOVERNING STUFF IS HARDER THAN WE IMAGINED. ERRORS WILL OCCUR. PLEASE DON'T NOTICE OUR SITE IS BROKE. AGAIN."
I expect to be ambushed any second now by a fierce looking couch panther.
February 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I expect to be ambushed any second now by a fierce looking couch panther.