Kenneth Cockhander
@jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social
I fear that when I die, I'll have the jingle from Gator Golf stuck in my head. Gator Golf give it a whack, Gator Golf, he'll throw it right back. Gator Golf. What could be greater than playing a game of golf with a Gator?
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We have three different moderates, moderator moderates, compromising middle seekers, and centrist. Moderator moderates are bureaucrats. Compromising middle seekers are easily fooled into defending half of a completely evil proposal. Centrists believe the other side of the sun is less bright
Chuck Schumer, minority leader of the senate, needs to step down. His idea of leadership is to reach out to Republicans as they offer to do nothing as a compromise to doing even worse. Chuck Schumer gets to where the Republicans want him to be and Chuck calls that a democrat win.
January 9, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Chuck Schumer, minority leader of the senate, needs to step down. His idea of leadership is to reach out to Republicans as they offer to do nothing as a compromise to doing even worse. Chuck Schumer gets to where the Republicans want him to be and Chuck calls that a democrat win.
If she was aiming at running over the ICE agent, how did shooting her in the face change the trajectory of the vehicle? Normally dead women don't politely steer away from people who shoot them in the face
January 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
If she was aiming at running over the ICE agent, how did shooting her in the face change the trajectory of the vehicle? Normally dead women don't politely steer away from people who shoot them in the face
Not only did Venezuela successfully distract from the Epstein TPA, they are tell Maduro to plea guilty to rigging the 2020 election? Why not ask Maduro to admit he planted the Epstein files, Russia Russia Russia, and the campaign violations that convicted Trump 34 times? Too obvious
January 7, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Not only did Venezuela successfully distract from the Epstein TPA, they are tell Maduro to plea guilty to rigging the 2020 election? Why not ask Maduro to admit he planted the Epstein files, Russia Russia Russia, and the campaign violations that convicted Trump 34 times? Too obvious
If democrats don't screw it up the whole congress will be blue in 2026
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
If democrats don't screw it up the whole congress will be blue in 2026
What's it called when someone keeps making as many choices and decisions as they can just to bank on the ones that accidentally turn out to be the correct ones?
January 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
What's it called when someone keeps making as many choices and decisions as they can just to bank on the ones that accidentally turn out to be the correct ones?
Another day where the six figures defend the twelve figures from the five figures like they aren't rats among mice on the yacht of giants. 2026
January 2, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Another day where the six figures defend the twelve figures from the five figures like they aren't rats among mice on the yacht of giants. 2026
The New York docu-dump of a million Epstein records doesn't make sense, it's an expensive tactic that rich people use to overwhelm investigations in heavy white collar crime zones for good plea deals and charges dropped... so he killed himself knowing he was going to get a slap on the wrist?
December 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The New York docu-dump of a million Epstein records doesn't make sense, it's an expensive tactic that rich people use to overwhelm investigations in heavy white collar crime zones for good plea deals and charges dropped... so he killed himself knowing he was going to get a slap on the wrist?
Facebook MAGA boomers waste time as a full time job. It's indescribably ironic in ways we will write whole textbooks about
December 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Facebook MAGA boomers waste time as a full time job. It's indescribably ironic in ways we will write whole textbooks about
You suffer a brain injury and can't remember why isekai is bad unlocking the potential to be entertained starting from the worst to the best isekai made over the last twenty years - which means you have years of infinite anime entertainment
December 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
You suffer a brain injury and can't remember why isekai is bad unlocking the potential to be entertained starting from the worst to the best isekai made over the last twenty years - which means you have years of infinite anime entertainment
Peniserated rape is more specific than penetration rape, penetration rape could be fingers or objects.
Also "Peniserated" sounds funny and violent
Also "Peniserated" sounds funny and violent
December 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Peniserated rape is more specific than penetration rape, penetration rape could be fingers or objects.
Also "Peniserated" sounds funny and violent
Also "Peniserated" sounds funny and violent
The whole thing is a lie that every Republican knows is a lie. The oil mule is in the drug tanker.
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The whole thing is a lie that every Republican knows is a lie. The oil mule is in the drug tanker.
Imagine if Republicans put on a racist based "Burning Man" style celebration in Texas. They'd wear plaid robes with swastika armbands and they'd have homophobic themed carnival attractions like the anti-gay log ride where they all can pretend to be oppressed by democrats forcing a gay agenda
December 15, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Imagine if Republicans put on a racist based "Burning Man" style celebration in Texas. They'd wear plaid robes with swastika armbands and they'd have homophobic themed carnival attractions like the anti-gay log ride where they all can pretend to be oppressed by democrats forcing a gay agenda
Sky News just reported that fracking doesn't produce the type of oil we need; only Canada, Saudi, and Venezuela produce the type of oil our refineries are designed for. It all makes sense, we have a lot of oil but not the type we need
December 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Sky News just reported that fracking doesn't produce the type of oil we need; only Canada, Saudi, and Venezuela produce the type of oil our refineries are designed for. It all makes sense, we have a lot of oil but not the type we need
Fiscal Moderate Conservatives are a pack of idiots that belong on an island by themselves. They believe that small town businesses reflect our economy or should reflect our economy - that corporations act independently, instead of how they really act by coordinated elimination of competition.
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Fiscal Moderate Conservatives are a pack of idiots that belong on an island by themselves. They believe that small town businesses reflect our economy or should reflect our economy - that corporations act independently, instead of how they really act by coordinated elimination of competition.
What if I don't shitpost? What if I pisspost? Or a third kind of posting that no one knows about?
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
What if I don't shitpost? What if I pisspost? Or a third kind of posting that no one knows about?
"The Democratic War on Families" has always been a double speak for the democrats push against the interests of inheritance receivers that receive more than ethical
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
"The Democratic War on Families" has always been a double speak for the democrats push against the interests of inheritance receivers that receive more than ethical
Black American Republicans - that at one point told themselves that money was more important than defending other Black Americans, are offended by being called a "pick me, house boy".
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Black American Republicans - that at one point told themselves that money was more important than defending other Black Americans, are offended by being called a "pick me, house boy".
The more I think about it - the more it becomes obvious how rap, rock, pop, and every bit of adult music for the last twenty five years is a universal cringe response to the sincerity of Phil Collins. Phil Collins made music hate innocence
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The more I think about it - the more it becomes obvious how rap, rock, pop, and every bit of adult music for the last twenty five years is a universal cringe response to the sincerity of Phil Collins. Phil Collins made music hate innocence
The first strike was illegal by our laws which apparently the president doesn't have to obey, the second strike was against international law which for some reason our government has decided to exclude us from.
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 AM
The first strike was illegal by our laws which apparently the president doesn't have to obey, the second strike was against international law which for some reason our government has decided to exclude us from.
Becoming a wise millennial means realizing you've never hated Creed for converting to an ultra Christian rock band, you've only hated how Creed inadvertently created the permission structure for so many mediocre rock bands to rebrand as Christian rock bands instead of putting in the work to be good.
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Becoming a wise millennial means realizing you've never hated Creed for converting to an ultra Christian rock band, you've only hated how Creed inadvertently created the permission structure for so many mediocre rock bands to rebrand as Christian rock bands instead of putting in the work to be good.
Anyone on Facebook clearly is uncomfortable with the Ai bot love affair. Does Trump fund Zuckerberg or does Zuck let this Ai trash propaganda propagate for free?
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Anyone on Facebook clearly is uncomfortable with the Ai bot love affair. Does Trump fund Zuckerberg or does Zuck let this Ai trash propaganda propagate for free?
What crime did the turkey commit?
Oh, first degree Gobblery, a very fowl offense indeed
Oh, first degree Gobblery, a very fowl offense indeed
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
What crime did the turkey commit?
Oh, first degree Gobblery, a very fowl offense indeed
Oh, first degree Gobblery, a very fowl offense indeed
Killing the wealth will destroy society, true, consider that a society that can't protect children from billionaire pedophiles - is already destroyed; we are slaves under a feudal lawless inheritor'ship
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Killing the wealth will destroy society, true, consider that a society that can't protect children from billionaire pedophiles - is already destroyed; we are slaves under a feudal lawless inheritor'ship