Jan Marie
@jan406.bsky.social
Hey Mikey, just kiss trump's ass on national television and be done. I dare, double, triple dare you to do it.
January 20, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Hey Mikey, just kiss trump's ass on national television and be done. I dare, double, triple dare you to do it.
Of course he is. Who else would hire him?
January 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Of course he is. Who else would hire him?
KkKaroline, you are not a proper press secretary. You are a far right wing hack who kisses dear leader's ass every day.
January 16, 2026 at 1:42 AM
KkKaroline, you are not a proper press secretary. You are a far right wing hack who kisses dear leader's ass every day.
Loved the first episode!
January 16, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Loved the first episode!
Nope, he needs to go spend time in CECOT. He'll be eaten alive there.
January 15, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Nope, he needs to go spend time in CECOT. He'll be eaten alive there.
Internal bleeding from what? Scurrying away after he shot Renee 3 times? Stress? I call bullshit.
January 15, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Internal bleeding from what? Scurrying away after he shot Renee 3 times? Stress? I call bullshit.
Is he pregnant? How fast and far can he run with that gut? Did he just get released from Mommy's basement?
January 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Is he pregnant? How fast and far can he run with that gut? Did he just get released from Mommy's basement?
Barbie cosplay Kristi is an act of domestic terrorism.
January 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Barbie cosplay Kristi is an act of domestic terrorism.
They leave any brains, morals, and ethics at the door the second they walk in.
January 7, 2026 at 1:01 AM
They leave any brains, morals, and ethics at the door the second they walk in.
Congress? What is this Congress you speak of? If you're talking about the spineless cowards in D.C., they've ceded all power to their mad king, 🍊 julius.
January 7, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Congress? What is this Congress you speak of? If you're talking about the spineless cowards in D.C., they've ceded all power to their mad king, 🍊 julius.
Someone had insider information on that bet.
January 7, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Someone had insider information on that bet.
Donold, tell us you know nothing about oil without telling us you know nothing about oil, or anything else for that matter.
January 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Donold, tell us you know nothing about oil without telling us you know nothing about oil, or anything else for that matter.
I grew up in Silver Spring!
January 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I grew up in Silver Spring!
What the fuck is wrong with SC? These idiots are insane.
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
What the fuck is wrong with SC? These idiots are insane.
Andy Ogles needs to go back to school and learn we are not a Christian nation. He can take his Christianity and shove it up his ass.
January 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Andy Ogles needs to go back to school and learn we are not a Christian nation. He can take his Christianity and shove it up his ass.
There is always a tweet for everything the fucking moron does.
January 4, 2026 at 1:13 AM
There is always a tweet for everything the fucking moron does.
And pay enough $$$$$ to the fat orange.
January 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
And pay enough $$$$$ to the fat orange.
As usual, the bus went back and forth.
January 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
As usual, the bus went back and forth.
Djt can't even run this country and now he thinks we're going to run Venezuela? JFC, what a day.
January 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Djt can't even run this country and now he thinks we're going to run Venezuela? JFC, what a day.
Congress has abrogated every bit of power they have to this madman. We don't have a Congress anymore. They are useless.
January 3, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Congress has abrogated every bit of power they have to this madman. We don't have a Congress anymore. They are useless.
So what? A good pair of Frye boots will cost close to that. Shall we discuss Melania's stilettos?
January 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
So what? A good pair of Frye boots will cost close to that. Shall we discuss Melania's stilettos?
Bari Weis just needs to go the hell away. Talk about an incompetent fuck-up.
January 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Bari Weis just needs to go the hell away. Talk about an incompetent fuck-up.
As well as trump. He certainly wouldn't be missed. While we're at it, Mikey Johnson could go.
January 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
As well as trump. He certainly wouldn't be missed. While we're at it, Mikey Johnson could go.