Friend just reminded me she’s known me since I was 20 and I had to remind her she’s known me since I was 15, actually. Which makes this all worse.

oh… I forgot her 💖

Instead of bleesking (my proposal for what to call posting on bluesky) all my thoughts through the day, I’ve elected to put them in my notes app and just screenshot the text at the end of the day. Just so people get a better image of my mind.

the impending doom of someone liking you

What degrees could ppl get at the university of servington cos I would like one

I sat down bc I was looking for something in my room but I ended up just sitting on my bed for 30 mins watching a video.

Anyone citing me as their source for something smart or whatever must also remember that I’m just a fucking guy who says shit

Just misspelled misspell. Just did it again.

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about the “she X on my X til I X” meme format. Every time I see a new one it just stalls my brain and then I think it’s the funniest thing ever for a whole day.

thinking about that Instagram post that’s like “she only on my one til I of” I thought my brain finally snapped 😭

I wanna get a bob haircut but bc of my hair texture and the general way I deal with my own hair, I’d end up looking like this