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Friends 4 ever
October 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with this.
July 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
That sounds very much like a “them” problem that they’re trying to turn into an “us” problem.
May 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I was worried killing it stone dead forever would be a lot more difficult than that, so this actually comes as really good, welcome news.
May 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Allowing him to decide which patient is the sickest would be the height of folly; he’s desperate to embed as many privateers into every aspect of our national life as he can. Allowing our life support systems to fail beyond salvaging is something he’s more than happy to do to accomplish this.
May 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Do they grow these things in a lab or on a field?
May 16, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Looks awesome! The whole rollout really needs the brakes slammed on it.
May 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It’s a classic. I have to add this to the album, for posterity:
May 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
This pretty much nails the issue:
May 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
It’s definitely worth mulling as an idea, but ultimately it presupposes a degree of snake-like cunning and foresight that even someone as bereft of morals as Mandelson probably wouldn’t possess, much less be willing to deploy in the pursuit of a favourable trade deal.
May 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
He’s the toady’s toady, a being with no discernible talent apart from cravenly arse-licking those more powerful than him. An unutterably soulless and shameless dead-eyed cunt of the very highest order.
May 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Couldn’t agree more. Please share widely!
May 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Please tell me you’re this cat; I’m in awe of you.
May 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Could be to do with this; the super rich love their offshore tax schemes.
May 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
So is that 4 or 5 nods total between the two of them? It probably doesn’t even matter at this point…
April 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I’m waiting for Chris Morris to suddenly break cover and declare that this is all a hoax that went horribly wrong.
April 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
At least we’ll always have these special moments.
March 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
They should start by toasting absent friends.
March 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Their entire purpose is self-preservation by placating some of the worst scum to ever draw breath, who in return resent their very existence; no mission other than bending over backwards for their donors while doing the bare minimum for the rest of us.

This take is almost supernaturally accurate:
March 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I wonder if the artist who created this had any idea just how permanently relevant it would be.
March 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
The UK crumbles because the military industrial complex has Starmer’s nuts in a vice.
March 4, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Please forgive me; I will never tire of sharing this.
February 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
There has never been and will never be a more accurate description of him than this. It’s perfect.
February 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The very idea that Mandelson should ever be in a position to lecture anyone on what should or shouldn’t be respected would be hilarious were it not a tragedy.
February 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I bet all the toasts to “absent friends” will be heartwarming though.
January 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM