M. Jandreau
@jandreauwrites.bsky.social
Author. Father. Husband. Tech geek.
My latest, "Upstairs", is coming in 2026! Want a free copy of any of my books? Just ask!
Link to all my stuff is at https://dub.sh/mjlinks
My latest, "Upstairs", is coming in 2026! Want a free copy of any of my books? Just ask!
Link to all my stuff is at https://dub.sh/mjlinks
Dear science,
Someone needs to invent an anti-novocaine for after the dentist is done. One quick shot or pill and you're no longer numb.
Sincerely,
Someone who's very number from the dentist this morning.
Someone needs to invent an anti-novocaine for after the dentist is done. One quick shot or pill and you're no longer numb.
Sincerely,
Someone who's very number from the dentist this morning.
January 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Dear science,
Someone needs to invent an anti-novocaine for after the dentist is done. One quick shot or pill and you're no longer numb.
Sincerely,
Someone who's very number from the dentist this morning.
Someone needs to invent an anti-novocaine for after the dentist is done. One quick shot or pill and you're no longer numb.
Sincerely,
Someone who's very number from the dentist this morning.
On the quest for the perfect social media management app, I'm trialing OneUp. So far, so good!
January 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
On the quest for the perfect social media management app, I'm trialing OneUp. So far, so good!
Just uploaded final PDFs, ePubs, and Covers to Amazon and Ingram and requested proofs from Amazon.
Am I cutting it close to the release in 18 days? Yes. Yes I am. I like to live on the edge.
Am I cutting it close to the release in 18 days? Yes. Yes I am. I like to live on the edge.
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Just uploaded final PDFs, ePubs, and Covers to Amazon and Ingram and requested proofs from Amazon.
Am I cutting it close to the release in 18 days? Yes. Yes I am. I like to live on the edge.
Am I cutting it close to the release in 18 days? Yes. Yes I am. I like to live on the edge.
My daughter (8) just played LEGO Harry Potter with me and it was so much fun! It was like I was 25 again and playing it for the first time. 😃😀😃
January 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
My daughter (8) just played LEGO Harry Potter with me and it was so much fun! It was like I was 25 again and playing it for the first time. 😃😀😃
Mr. Wheeler was a complete and utter useless boob the entire time.
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Mr. Wheeler was a complete and utter useless boob the entire time.
I liked how it ended. 🙂
January 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I liked how it ended. 🙂
I was looking for an app to take my full length YouTube videos and make a handful of reels out of various parts (they're drum covers, so where the video is cut isn't important).
They were all $20-$100 a month, which is out of my budget for just starting on YouTube.
They were all $20-$100 a month, which is out of my budget for just starting on YouTube.
December 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I was looking for an app to take my full length YouTube videos and make a handful of reels out of various parts (they're drum covers, so where the video is cut isn't important).
They were all $20-$100 a month, which is out of my budget for just starting on YouTube.
They were all $20-$100 a month, which is out of my budget for just starting on YouTube.
This is exactly the ARC review I needed to lighten up my Monday:
December 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This is exactly the ARC review I needed to lighten up my Monday:
Most my the people who have filled out my ARC application and been approved did not download my upcoming book to ARC read it.
Is it me? Is it something I said?
Is it me? Is it something I said?
December 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Most my the people who have filled out my ARC application and been approved did not download my upcoming book to ARC read it.
Is it me? Is it something I said?
Is it me? Is it something I said?
Door Dash needs a way to report a driver for not being who they’re supposed to be.
That due that just dropped off my food was not Amanda and he probably didn’t have a background check like she did when she signed up.
That due that just dropped off my food was not Amanda and he probably didn’t have a background check like she did when she signed up.
December 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Door Dash needs a way to report a driver for not being who they’re supposed to be.
That due that just dropped off my food was not Amanda and he probably didn’t have a background check like she did when she signed up.
That due that just dropped off my food was not Amanda and he probably didn’t have a background check like she did when she signed up.
It was 78 in Orlando yesterday. We’re just about to land back in Massachusetts and it’s 18. 😂
December 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It was 78 in Orlando yesterday. We’re just about to land back in Massachusetts and it’s 18. 😂
Fun day today. I am beyond exhausted. Our flight home is at 6am tomorrow. I am not looking forward to getting to the airport at 5am.
December 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Fun day today. I am beyond exhausted. Our flight home is at 6am tomorrow. I am not looking forward to getting to the airport at 5am.
Heading to Magic Kingdom with the family today. Very excited for, well, everything!
December 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Heading to Magic Kingdom with the family today. Very excited for, well, everything!
Merry Christmas from the most magical place on Earth to all those who celebrate.
And if you celebrate something else, happy, merry, feliz, wonderful whatever that is, too.
And if you celebrate something else, happy, merry, feliz, wonderful whatever that is, too.
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Merry Christmas from the most magical place on Earth to all those who celebrate.
And if you celebrate something else, happy, merry, feliz, wonderful whatever that is, too.
And if you celebrate something else, happy, merry, feliz, wonderful whatever that is, too.
“Upstairs” is a featured horror novel with Booksirens for December!
Grab a free ARC copy along with many other great reads: booksirens.com/bundle/horro...
Grab a free ARC copy along with many other great reads: booksirens.com/bundle/horro...
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
“Upstairs” is a featured horror novel with Booksirens for December!
Grab a free ARC copy along with many other great reads: booksirens.com/bundle/horro...
Grab a free ARC copy along with many other great reads: booksirens.com/bundle/horro...
I shouldn’t have to take a hotel TV off the wall to reach a connection to plug my Apple TV or Roku in. But here we are.
December 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I shouldn’t have to take a hotel TV off the wall to reach a connection to plug my Apple TV or Roku in. But here we are.
Epcot today was a serious blast! Our hotel at the sheratonlakebuenavistaresort has been anything but enjoyable.
December 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Epcot today was a serious blast! Our hotel at the sheratonlakebuenavistaresort has been anything but enjoyable.
"I never signed up for this list" being a reason for opting out should penalize the mailing list owner if enough people unsubscribe with that reasson. I don't think most mailing list providers care, though, unfortunately.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"I never signed up for this list" being a reason for opting out should penalize the mailing list owner if enough people unsubscribe with that reasson. I don't think most mailing list providers care, though, unfortunately.
The fact that you can't report an account for impersonating a celebrity on @threads if the celebrity isn't on Threads is a shame. There's a lot of fake accounts of folks who aren't on this platform, but there's nothing we can do because we can't report them.
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The fact that you can't report an account for impersonating a celebrity on @threads if the celebrity isn't on Threads is a shame. There's a lot of fake accounts of folks who aren't on this platform, but there's nothing we can do because we can't report them.
Sent out a newsletter this morning and one of my ARC users unsubscribed. I guess no free books for you from now on, eh? Your loss!
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Sent out a newsletter this morning and one of my ARC users unsubscribed. I guess no free books for you from now on, eh? Your loss!
Things I wish I could make my cats understand, part 325: Just because I walk into the room where your feeder is doesn't mean I'm going to feed you.
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Things I wish I could make my cats understand, part 325: Just because I walk into the room where your feeder is doesn't mean I'm going to feed you.
My wife bought me a touchscreen Dakboard for an early Christmas present. What are some cool things y’all are doing with yours?
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My wife bought me a touchscreen Dakboard for an early Christmas present. What are some cool things y’all are doing with yours?
If a book has characters or locations with names I can’t figure out how to pronounce, I have a hard time getting through it. If it’s slowing down my reading to sound out your characters name every time, I’m likely skipping the character’s name and calling him/her something simple in my head.
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If a book has characters or locations with names I can’t figure out how to pronounce, I have a hard time getting through it. If it’s slowing down my reading to sound out your characters name every time, I’m likely skipping the character’s name and calling him/her something simple in my head.
Family movie today was Noelle, starring the adorable Anna Kendrick. Neither my wife or I had seen it, and obviously our 8 year old hadn’t, either.
It was so cure. Such a feel good, happy, Christmas tale. I really enjoyed it!
It was so cure. Such a feel good, happy, Christmas tale. I really enjoyed it!
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Family movie today was Noelle, starring the adorable Anna Kendrick. Neither my wife or I had seen it, and obviously our 8 year old hadn’t, either.
It was so cure. Such a feel good, happy, Christmas tale. I really enjoyed it!
It was so cure. Such a feel good, happy, Christmas tale. I really enjoyed it!
Read my book, all you have to do is leave a review after. It’s free: https://booksirens.com/book/OO7UXJ9/OYFDE35
Horror? ✅
Haunted house? ✅
Monster living upstairs? ✅✅✅👹
Horror? ✅
Haunted house? ✅
Monster living upstairs? ✅✅✅👹
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December 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Read my book, all you have to do is leave a review after. It’s free: https://booksirens.com/book/OO7UXJ9/OYFDE35
Horror? ✅
Haunted house? ✅
Monster living upstairs? ✅✅✅👹
Horror? ✅
Haunted house? ✅
Monster living upstairs? ✅✅✅👹