She/her. Also fae/faer
Tempted to do my own small bit for the war effort by boycotting US product.
Not all that hard, as i do not eat out much, and when i do, it ain't McDonalds.
But what is this? Whiskas cat food is US owned?
How shall i tell him?
Tempted to do my own small bit for the war effort by boycotting US product.
Not all that hard, as i do not eat out much, and when i do, it ain't McDonalds.
But what is this? Whiskas cat food is US owned?
How shall i tell him?
So now he has a half way stool.
So now he has a half way stool.
But when a bunch of farmers threaten to off themselves, because taxes, that's totally OK.
Funny that!
But when a bunch of farmers threaten to off themselves, because taxes, that's totally OK.
Funny that!
On #chess.com, playing as white. The game actually went:
1. e4 g5
2. d4 f6
3. Qh5#
Think the guy had a death wish...
On #chess.com, playing as white. The game actually went:
1. e4 g5
2. d4 f6
3. Qh5#
Think the guy had a death wish...
It's just he likes to sit on the window ledge and watch the world go by.
And as he's got older, I notice he finds it harder to jump up.
So of course i added a half-way perch for him!
It's just he likes to sit on the window ledge and watch the world go by.
And as he's got older, I notice he finds it harder to jump up.
So of course i added a half-way perch for him!
Out today, shopping at morrisons, when my eye beheld a monstrous sight.
Two trees. Naked. In full view of the public.
Yet, as you can plainly see. Nowhere on these (or the other two dozen or so standing by) is there a sign saying "Christmas "!
Out today, shopping at morrisons, when my eye beheld a monstrous sight.
Two trees. Naked. In full view of the public.
Yet, as you can plainly see. Nowhere on these (or the other two dozen or so standing by) is there a sign saying "Christmas "!
(They're certainly in favour of the Sir Topham Hats of the world!)
(They're certainly in favour of the Sir Topham Hats of the world!)
I am under that mound of fur!
Once upon a time, if I poked him, he had the grace to move. A little.
Now, he just shoves back!
I am under that mound of fur!
Once upon a time, if I poked him, he had the grace to move. A little.
Now, he just shoves back!
...they get everywhere!
...they get everywhere!
Meanwhile. Time to go. I hear a "Meow!" from down below and... he sounds cross!
Meanwhile. Time to go. I hear a "Meow!" from down below and... he sounds cross!
Whereas for me the fascination is how the singular "Meow!" packs so many layers of meaning.
I would love to lay claim to discovery of "locational semantics." Alas, i fear, it has likely already been mmuch written about.
Whereas for me the fascination is how the singular "Meow!" packs so many layers of meaning.
I would love to lay claim to discovery of "locational semantics." Alas, i fear, it has likely already been mmuch written about.
Clearly he has now determined that the fridge is the source of infinite chicken, and...
Clearly he has now determined that the fridge is the source of infinite chicken, and...
Going out: he goes and sits by the back door.
Tea time: he heads for his food bowl.
Fridge: he sits by the fridge.
Going out: he goes and sits by the back door.
Tea time: he heads for his food bowl.
Fridge: he sits by the fridge.
To this, now, i must add "Meow!" at any time of day to remind me that there are chicken slices in the fridge, and they belong to him.
To this, now, i must add "Meow!" at any time of day to remind me that there are chicken slices in the fridge, and they belong to him.
For instance, "Meow!" early morn indicates "day has broken - why am i still indoors?"
A little later, it may indicate "I have shat! Why haz staff not cleaned up after me yet?"
Later still: "It is teatime. Where is tea?"
This last often delivered at 5...
For instance, "Meow!" early morn indicates "day has broken - why am i still indoors?"
A little later, it may indicate "I have shat! Why haz staff not cleaned up after me yet?"
Later still: "It is teatime. Where is tea?"
This last often delivered at 5...
With cat.
So. Mr P is a very vocal creature. I tend to work upstairs. But from time to time my work is punctuated by the sounding of a most plaintive meow.
Always the same meow.
But...
With cat.
So. Mr P is a very vocal creature. I tend to work upstairs. But from time to time my work is punctuated by the sounding of a most plaintive meow.
Always the same meow.
But...