sarah🪴
@janekestrel.bsky.social
she/her | 80s-born millennial who occasionally posts, but probably not about the thing you followed me for
most pathetic loser website 🏆
December 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
most pathetic loser website 🏆
When your pile of comfort trash gets moved to the couch for vacuuming reasons
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When your pile of comfort trash gets moved to the couch for vacuuming reasons
no one fucking asked for this
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
no one fucking asked for this
tricked. punk’d. tricked you. tricked you into feeling better, you sweet dumb adorable dumb old dummy
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
tricked. punk’d. tricked you. tricked you into feeling better, you sweet dumb adorable dumb old dummy
I thought I would be bummed about not having a spotify wrapped this year but then the graphic design choices they made for this one were ass, and also I don’t need it because I already know who I am
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I thought I would be bummed about not having a spotify wrapped this year but then the graphic design choices they made for this one were ass, and also I don’t need it because I already know who I am
Still doing the hobby btw
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Still doing the hobby btw
Thank you the sun for giving me more chances to be annoying about this
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Thank you the sun for giving me more chances to be annoying about this
finallyyyyyy he gets to keep this one 🥲
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
finallyyyyyy he gets to keep this one 🥲
ok. seems like I need to look into getting a restraining order against an entire company
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
ok. seems like I need to look into getting a restraining order against an entire company
Cats truly have magical abilities because I don’t know how else a ten* pound cat can somehow take up an entire human sized bed
*rounded down
*rounded down
October 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Cats truly have magical abilities because I don’t know how else a ten* pound cat can somehow take up an entire human sized bed
*rounded down
*rounded down
I have been betrayed by my most trusted general
October 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I have been betrayed by my most trusted general
It’s only preseason but I will get emotional every time I see this name 🥹
October 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It’s only preseason but I will get emotional every time I see this name 🥹
OR I could spend what’s left of my unemployment checks on my bills. Idk I’m still deciding
September 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
OR I could spend what’s left of my unemployment checks on my bills. Idk I’m still deciding
Truly don’t understand the snail mail spam I get these days. How do you guys even know about me.
September 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Truly don’t understand the snail mail spam I get these days. How do you guys even know about me.
wtf eleanor I’m getting enough political texts already without you handing my number out to people
September 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
wtf eleanor I’m getting enough political texts already without you handing my number out to people
I don’t think this actually makes sense but it is all I could think about while I was staring at the wing of the plane for three hours
August 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I don’t think this actually makes sense but it is all I could think about while I was staring at the wing of the plane for three hours
It’s never too late to just decide you have a new hobby btw
August 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
It’s never too late to just decide you have a new hobby btw
Impossible to actually describe how much I love this cat
August 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Impossible to actually describe how much I love this cat
Compost being lovingly cared for in his new home
July 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Compost being lovingly cared for in his new home
I switched to Tidal like one day ago and they thank me with an emotional snipe from downtown
July 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I switched to Tidal like one day ago and they thank me with an emotional snipe from downtown
Compost’s siblings in their extra cursed pre-baked pre-painted state. They are named Okra and Dandelion
July 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Compost’s siblings in their extra cursed pre-baked pre-painted state. They are named Okra and Dandelion
porg glazed and vibing. I will name this one Compost
July 2, 2025 at 7:48 AM
porg glazed and vibing. I will name this one Compost
"I'm so sad that my hobby [reading books] is getting so toxic"
July 1, 2025 at 8:10 AM
"I'm so sad that my hobby [reading books] is getting so toxic"