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Richard D. Janks
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Crede Sed Proba. The Dao that can be spoken is the Dao I will skeet on Bluesky
guy-who-cultivates-an-"intellectualized"-taste-in-Berlin-techno-and-drinks-barista-brewed-third-wave-coffee-every-morning glasses
April 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hit me with that gay shit
March 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just listened to Rolling Stones - Beggars Banquet straight through for the first time

how many black people did they have to put out of work to release this album in 1968?!
March 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
IAMA guy who beat Ornstein & Smough on the first try AMA
March 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The blue shell is DEI make Mario Kart Good Again
March 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
40 is the new 15
February 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Reposted by Richard D. Janks
Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Here’s a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including:
- Holocaust Remembrance Day
- MLK Day
- Juneteenth
January 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Super Smash Bros. Penultimate
January 6, 2024 at 2:02 AM
cope springs eternal
January 5, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Don’t blink. If you’re a blinker, cut your eyelids off.
December 23, 2023 at 9:59 PM
in my unconditional self-esteem, asking fearlessly for what I need era
December 17, 2023 at 10:40 PM
Owning a dog is great except for the part where you have to figure out how to convince it to let you shave its asshole so the sores it created by licking too aggressively can heal
December 16, 2023 at 2:08 AM
in my motherFUCKIN sludge monster era
December 13, 2023 at 1:29 AM
Broke: Pop lock n drop it
Woke: Sloop blorp n clop it
December 8, 2023 at 8:59 PM
broke: JJ Abrams
woke: Damon Lindeloff
November 30, 2023 at 1:38 AM
I'm a part of this world, like the trees and the earth
We'd all worship time if we knew what it's worth
November 28, 2023 at 12:15 AM
wingardium levi-gyoza
November 21, 2023 at 3:42 AM
We need a communism that is so horny it can’t be co-opted
November 17, 2023 at 4:18 AM
UGC stands for “unoriginal gangster content”
November 12, 2023 at 11:11 PM
Ready to say Dale Cooper is one of the greatest characters in the history of television and I’m only 3 episodes in
November 9, 2023 at 5:26 AM
Broke: Live your life w/ the confidence of a mediocre white man

Woke: Live your life confident that you and your needs matter regardless of your level of mediocrity. Also, isn't it annoying that white dudes are more likely to have that confidence without having to try due to socioeconomic factors?
November 7, 2023 at 11:57 PM
1989 Little Mermaid was set in Denmark.

Why the fuck is there a lobster with a caribbean accent and caribbean inspired musical numbers
November 7, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Reality TV dating show where they only cast wimpy fucking nerds who talk about philosophy
November 7, 2023 at 4:22 AM
you have now entered The Autumnal Vibe Zone
Sad & Wistful Garage/Bedroom/Slacker/Slowcore
Sad & Wistful Garage/Bedroom/Slacker/Slowcore · Playlist · 160 songs · 2 likes
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November 7, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Everything happens for a reason and that reason is is inflicting human misery
November 6, 2023 at 3:40 AM