Janna Banna (occasionally Jovi)
@jannabanna.bsky.social
I have an avoidant relationship with being avoidant
February 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I have an avoidant relationship with being avoidant
Stepped in human shit at work today 🥰
February 12, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Stepped in human shit at work today 🥰
Can’t believe they made a second National Treasure movie. It’s so horrible I’m obsessed
February 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Can’t believe they made a second National Treasure movie. It’s so horrible I’m obsessed
I just need the cocks
February 7, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I just need the cocks
I would like to meet someone who has money and is comfortable with giving me large amounts of it
February 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I would like to meet someone who has money and is comfortable with giving me large amounts of it
Jiggling my thigh meat
February 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Jiggling my thigh meat
Hiccups feel like a hex
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Hiccups feel like a hex
Wedding toe rings. Soon to be a booming industry, mark my words!!
February 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Wedding toe rings. Soon to be a booming industry, mark my words!!
Bill Maher looks like a Muppet but the Muppets would never have such bad takes on every possible issue
February 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Bill Maher looks like a Muppet but the Muppets would never have such bad takes on every possible issue
Crying at the laundromat
February 4, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Crying at the laundromat
My prediction for the Oscars is that Jacob Elordi will win best supporting actor and Timothee Chalamet will NOT win best actor. This will be the beginning of Timmy’s spiral in 2026
January 22, 2026 at 6:32 PM
My prediction for the Oscars is that Jacob Elordi will win best supporting actor and Timothee Chalamet will NOT win best actor. This will be the beginning of Timmy’s spiral in 2026
Sugar cookies are the perfect meal. Three in the morning, three in the afternoon, three at night. Other foods? Unnecessary. The small, chewy discs have chosen me as their vessel. I will bring about their vision in this world.
January 22, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Sugar cookies are the perfect meal. Three in the morning, three in the afternoon, three at night. Other foods? Unnecessary. The small, chewy discs have chosen me as their vessel. I will bring about their vision in this world.
I just know I have a really attractive skeleton but I’ll never get to see it in all its glory 😔
January 21, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I just know I have a really attractive skeleton but I’ll never get to see it in all its glory 😔
Go fuck yourself Phil Murphy
January 20, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Go fuck yourself Phil Murphy
Can’t believe it’s 2026 and we still don’t have any cities in the trees. What are we doing!!!
January 16, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Can’t believe it’s 2026 and we still don’t have any cities in the trees. What are we doing!!!
If Wheat Thins are crackers then would Wheat Fats just be bread?
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
If Wheat Thins are crackers then would Wheat Fats just be bread?
Wheat Thins are SO fucking good I want my coffin to be made from them
January 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Wheat Thins are SO fucking good I want my coffin to be made from them
Ok FINE I’ll admit it. I’m terrified of men with long hair because they remind me of Jesus and Jesus is scary and gross
January 14, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Ok FINE I’ll admit it. I’m terrified of men with long hair because they remind me of Jesus and Jesus is scary and gross
I’m giving up my hole for Lent this year
January 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I’m giving up my hole for Lent this year
Good morning I’m going to be a monster today
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Primadonna
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January 10, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Good morning I’m going to be a monster today
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I kind of enjoyed the feeling of withdrawing from Lexapro. Felt like my brain was going down a funnel but inside my skull
January 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I kind of enjoyed the feeling of withdrawing from Lexapro. Felt like my brain was going down a funnel but inside my skull
How much longer must I wait before Hamnet is streaming
January 9, 2026 at 12:41 PM
How much longer must I wait before Hamnet is streaming