Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦)
@janner.bsky.social
designated driver, spousal annoyance, full time dad-joker, empath, pinko-commie Euro-Smash 🇪🇺, he/him
Fuck Putin, Trump, the GOP, Musk. Not kindly though.
Fuck Putin, Trump, the GOP, Musk. Not kindly though.
This tea better give me strength...
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This tea better give me strength...
Um, so what do we do if there's more than two checks happening? Come back to you after four hours? 🤭
December 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Um, so what do we do if there's more than two checks happening? Come back to you after four hours? 🤭
I'm so sorry you're dealing with that. Feel hugged, please. Wish I could help you out.
December 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I'm so sorry you're dealing with that. Feel hugged, please. Wish I could help you out.
If it's Aldi, let me have a stern word with my fellow Germans. Also, that sucks, I'm sorry.
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If it's Aldi, let me have a stern word with my fellow Germans. Also, that sucks, I'm sorry.
Perfect for the shooting range... 😬
December 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Perfect for the shooting range... 😬
I'll be there. I think. 🤭
December 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I'll be there. I think. 🤭
So instead of "If the shoe fits...", it's "If the Honkshoo fits..."?
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
So instead of "If the shoe fits...", it's "If the Honkshoo fits..."?
Let's make Krampus kaputt.
December 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Let's make Krampus kaputt.
Maybe just a smidge. 😅
December 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Maybe just a smidge. 😅
Three years without streaming. I'm not nervous. I'm not nervous. I'm not nervous...
December 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Three years without streaming. I'm not nervous. I'm not nervous. I'm not nervous...
I'll be present. 🫡
December 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I'll be present. 🫡
Let me make some tea, so I can handle you. 😋
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Let me make some tea, so I can handle you. 😋
Well, if it helps, you're just under an hour early for a Phasmo stream...
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Well, if it helps, you're just under an hour early for a Phasmo stream...
Careful, with you in there, you might contribute to global warming. 🥵
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Careful, with you in there, you might contribute to global warming. 🥵
Sam actually has, but she's not on here, so you might have to DM her. 😅
December 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sam actually has, but she's not on here, so you might have to DM her. 😅
Era makes it sound temporary though. Your curves are timeless. 😏
December 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Era makes it sound temporary though. Your curves are timeless. 😏
Instant Demon this time, maybe?
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Instant Demon this time, maybe?
What a wonderful view your office has... And a window, too! 🤭
December 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
What a wonderful view your office has... And a window, too! 🤭