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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian
@janus.bsky.social
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電子音楽家 parked illegally at the intersection of art and technology 🎛🔊🎶🔻✌️🫠
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screenshot of two news articles: Thanks to AI, WD and Seagate SSDs are about to get much more expensive Wi-Fi routers are expected to explode in price due to RAM shortage blue and gold cartoon medal labeled “THIS HAPPENED IN METAL GEAR SOLID 2 AWARD”
February 17, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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anyway,
black and white photo of Anthony Bourdain with an altered fake quote : “Once you’ve been shopping for pc parts you’ll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands”
February 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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miso soup from scratch 11/10 lunar new year breakfast 🐴 🔥
February 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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i'm always saying this
screenshot from the utena opening with the lyrics "Let's live heroically, let's live with style"
February 16, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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[top] Rick: “kya!” [middle] Al: “That’s it….” [bottom] Al: “Eat… replace BEAT with EAT” [top] (singing) “Come on, eat it! Eat it! Just eat it! Eat it!” [bottom] Person in chair labeled Michael: “Michael… Jackson” (note: this is a play on words, spelling Michael’s name using the kanji (ma) which means to lose , Jackson with the kanji 無弱 (mujaku) which means “no weakness”). i could be totally misunderstanding this joke but pretty sure i’m right )
February 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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[top] SFX: huff, huff [top right] “Al what are you doing? I’m tired of waiting for the backing track.” “Our expenses are way more than $45,000! All that’s left is your lyrics. Whoaaa!!” “The part where the guitar moans in the style of Eddy Van Halen is so similar it makes me cry —!” [top] SFX: munch, munch [bottom] Rick: “Hey, you can’t eat well while you’re on a deadline! It’s your fault we used up all of the $45,000” Al: “Because if you don’t eat, you won’t have any ideas!” Rick: “If that's the case, it's better to sing the song of a demon with an insatiable appetite!!”
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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(Al opens the door) SFX: (loud electric guitar sounds) SFX: More electric guitar shredding sounds
February 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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[Top panel] “I want to become a human body, idiot!” [middle panel] (SFX: munch, munch) (SFX: zuruzuru - untranslatable but means dragging an item slowly) After 30 minutes…. [Bottom panel] Magazine clipping: “Michael is a vegetarian and only eats one meal a day, and fasts on Sundays” “That’s terrible! If you don’t eat, you won’t have any ideas!! What an idiot!” “Gakk!!”
February 16, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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[top panels] No…. NO NO!!! [middle panels] Not like this !! NOOOO [bottom panels] After 1 hour… after 1 hour I have to twist the idea [Top panel] “Al! Make a parody of Michael Jackson “Beat It”. I’ll give you $30,000 “ Rock n Roll Record company president Tony Scotti [middle panel] “Michael’s red jacket and black slacks … Dancers in the background of the location! Let's secure everything” Sound Producer Rick Dillinger [bottom panel] “That sounds absurd”
February 16, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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good morning! apropo of nothing, here is a manga about Weird Al Yankovic that appeared in a 1984 issue of the japanese magazine “FM RecoPal”(translations in alt text)
title: The Man Who Ate Michael! ~ Al Yankovich -- by Takeshi Oya side text: With “Eat It”, Al has also become popular in Japan!! I’m going to reveal the story behind the production Poster of Michael Jackson on a wall in a messy apartment with speech bubble saying “Tonight is Beat It…..” (the japanese title of the song)
February 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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honestly hate posting face these days for obvious reasons but it’s Love Day, so ❤️
February 14, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Happy Valentine’s Day to Black Rose Kodachi, who not only has one of the coolest character names of all time, but is also an overly dramatic woman guided solely by her obsessions — a diva after my own heart! 🖤
Black Rose Kodachi, a woman with black hair and a shortsleeve white shirt, flinging a black rose with her fingers extended
February 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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just found out the Kingdom Hearts fan community has rediscovered my 2023 investigation into the origins of this viral Weather Channel storm alert song that everyone thought was an unused Yoko Shimomura boss battle theme 🥹🙏
screenshot from an instagram reel showing Sora from Kingdom hearts jumping through blue exploding stuff with my tweet overlaid : “making it my personal mission in life to find out who composed a JRPG boss battle theme for the Weather Channel's storm alert in 2006” screenshot of a Vice article i wrote in 2023: “I Found the Guy Behind a Lost 20-Year-Old 'Weather Channel' Banger”
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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me in any conversation about anything lately:
screenshot from the Subway Takes video of a guy with long hair and a blue shirt holding a subway metro card / microphone “I think we need to destroy the data centers”
February 13, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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because of this i’m now obsessed with hand-drawn computer displays / technical readouts in animated films from the 80s
February 13, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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they should just publish this image every week instead
February 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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It’s official: Easy Aerial, the company manufacturing death drones for the Zionist occupation, is getting booted from its office at Brooklyn Navy Yard.

This is a big win and comes after months and months of *sustained* pressure and agitation from our neighbors on the ground. Local organizing works!
Entrance to a building at Brooklyn Navy Yard covered in blood red paint with white graffiti reading: “Drones that kill kids made here at Brooklyn Navy Yard” Tweet from NYC Council member Lincoln Restler: “Easy Aerial is leaving the Brooklyn Navy Yard. @BklynNavyYard leadership made the right decision last month to not renew their lease. This public asset should not be leasing space to companies producing drones that are being transformed into weapons of war.”
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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meme of a cartoon cat death star worker wearing a palantir hardhat and rainbow pride and black lives matter buttons next to a sign that says “GIGA DEATH SUPERKILL PLANET CRACKER SLAUGHTER RAY 3000 WORK SITE “Ahh… another day of being a morally neutral and innocent civilian!”
February 10, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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80s Anime Producer: put some english text here. it doesn’t matter, nobody outside japan is gonna see this

Production Assistant: you got it boss 🍺
screenshot from Bubblegum Crisis (1989) showing a POV thermal imaging of a guy with text UI overlays: KING OF BEER BUDWEISER KIRIN METS
February 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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damn, Teddy was so real for this one
clip from a February 2025 Forbes article titled “Yale Professor Defends ‘Goodlooking Blonde’ Student Referral To Jeffrey Epstein” “Yale computer science professor David Gelernter is defending almost six years of email correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein, including a recommendation for a student he described as a “completely connected, v small goodlooking blonde,” saying that he was only trying to “keep the potential boss's habits in mind.”” screenshot from David Gelernter’s wikipedia page: “In 1993 Gelernter was sent a mail bomb by Ted Kaczynski, also known as the Unabomber. He opened it and the resulting explosion almost killed him, leaving him with permanent loss of use of his right hand as it destroyed four fingers, and permanent damage to his right eye”
February 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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how it feels to be Inside
a white long furby sitting in a wicker chair under an umbrella in a backyard Weather app showing -14 degrees Celsius temperatures in New York (Feels like: -26 C) Extreme Cold Warning. These conditions are expected to last until 13:00 (EST), Sunday, February 8. Additional alert: Wind Advisory.
February 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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went to buy lunar new year gifts and the chinatown bookstore told me to check myself
a blue sign on a book shelf with the english text “Please Be Gentle”
February 7, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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idk guys i just think if your pathologically contrarian posting brain leads you to try and whitewash the pedophile sex trafficking cult you should have very bad things happen to you
February 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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“it’s been a while! how are you doing these days?”
a Nintendo Virtual Boy on display with a handwritten sign saying “malfunction”
February 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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every goddamn time
tweet by @hermit_hwarang: american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
February 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM