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Alice Lastname
@janzelle.bsky.social
I am a cool person who loves Minecraft and Heartstopper. 🫶 (She/her)
Free Palestine! 🇵🇸
I wouldn’t be where I am today if it wasn’t for the 14 year old awkward version of me who loved adventure time, YouTube, and Minecraft. In fact, I still love those things today lol.
December 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The real friends we made along the way is treasure
December 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I can’t believe next year will be 2016 🤯
December 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
What even is life
December 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I think it’s very ironic how the right uses Christianity to back their stances. Like ah yes of course the classic Christian value is letting people starve because they have not worked hard enough ah yes of course.
December 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Normalize having crushes
December 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I can’t believe “did you girl boss to close to the sun” is an actual lyric by Taylor Swift
December 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The selective empathy for these college students who have been brutally murdered is actually insane. Shame on the VP for only mourning on a republican student and not the rest.
December 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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girls will do anything but study for they exam
December 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I do look kinda cunty today tho I decided to wear my skirt I thrifted kinda and my boots #steppingintofinals
December 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
HELLPPPPPOPOPPPPPPP I’M JUST A GIRL WHY AM I STUDYING FOR FINALS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
When I see that guy again and all of my progress dissolves
December 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I’m ngl this semester kicked my ass like I just want to flop on the ground but it’s just still not over
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The right is always promoting dumbasses because why are you guys celebrating a girl who failed her essay… and no it’s not because she was expressing religious freedom but it was because her essay is so hilariously bad
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
LOCK IN LOCK IN LOCK IN LOCK IN
December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I know I have to stop talking about the library guy but omg….. like seasons literally changed and we saw each other but still no talking like girl what did u do with my freaking card
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Wake me up when this semester ends….
December 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I love music but yeah Spotify u piss me off like wdym ur running ice ads
December 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Getting ready to go to the dentist alone. #adulting
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Thinking about how awesome flying squirrels are rn
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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I am normal and nonchalant and cool
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
“A single mom who works too jobs who loves her kids and never stops” how I felt make like 90% of the other things for thanksgiving dinner (they were all kinda pre-made in a way so maybe I’m not 100% a chef but lol)
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Mentioning the racist dog killer in my essay was painful but it was something that had to be done
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The way Obama or other presidents would’ve been dragged through the mud if they said the same things Trump has been saying lately
November 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Trump is literally a teenage girl. He fought Hillary Clinton endlessly because she stole his man.
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM