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Jaoh

@jaoh.xyz

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Hello! I am Jaoh, and I am a Linux user

I use Arch Linux, BTW.

I have a website at https://jaoh.xyz

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dustin Couch

@dustinkcouch.bsky.social

i think twitter might be dying

A Screenshot of a headline from CNN on Twitter/X that reads:

"Almost one million people went missing last night" along with a screenshot of a creepy forest.

The replies are from a bunch of blue check accounts and read:

Darren Rogerrs: Good Stuff

Fighter Jet: Two puzzled Emojis

Danny1983: Joe Biden

Saved By HIM: What a crazy world we live in

Stoic van: Almost a million people gone missing wow they must be doing a magicians disapperance (cry laugh emoji)

Dave: eyes looking left emoji

Matt: Hello

On my own...: Ii need assistance. i am at 207 N Oakwood ST, Madisonville AZ

rockoXVI: What a crazy world we live in

Screenshot of X timeline:

blue thumb: does anyone think this app has gotten strange lately
its over (reply): what do you mean

Pizza Huts: hey it's pizza huts (pizza emoji) reply with where you are right now

picture of dogs: hollywood is going downhill i swear...

(quote tweet of Discussing Film: Disney considering making another Marvel movie or perhaps a Star Wars. For more updates meet me at 207 N Oakwood ST, Madisonville AZ)

Growers Groceries: We're throwing a christmas party and YOU'RE INVITED

SHOUT your address in the replies if you want in on this (christmas tree emoji)

(attached to the tweet is an image of a christmas invitation that reads:

"HO HO HO!!! Ready for some holiday fun? Games! Prizes! A Dr. Pepper. We'll even pick you up in a LIMO! 207 N Oakwood ST, Madisonville AZ")

samara (reply): what in the kidnapping scam is this post

super paint sonic (reply): 3522 SOUTH LANE SLOCUM, IL 60056 UNIT 68

Screenshot of X:

grudge holder: i just looked up how many blue checks there are and lmao

(Image: "At least 891,693 users currently suscribe to X premium according to the data")

(quoted tweet from NBC: "Experts estimate a total of 891,963 people have been reported missing in the last 24 hours")

it's over (reply): but they're all still posting so much idk they seem fine

grudge holder (reply): do they?

Blue check account (reply): What a crazy world we live in

bee meeter: you should not give your address out to an account that has existed for one day in my opinion (quote tweet from super paint sonic giving out his address to Grower's Groceries, who joined in December 2023)

super paint sonic: i was worried about that too so i checked dw it's legit lol (image of DM between sps and growers groceries)

Growing Games: we're giving out FREE Playstation 5s today. come on down to our store at 207 N Oakwood ST, Madisonville AZ

(image of a 3DS on ground)

Luigi 64 (reply): pick that up

Screenshot of X timeline:

grudge holder: those shady ads that keep coming up all belong to a company called Growing Graveyard. guess what else belongs to them now

(image that says: "Growing Graveyard is an American provider of funeral services as well as cemetery property. It's founder, The Long Legged Mortician has stated that the goal of the company was to "Grow the biggest graveyard of all time" He had himself buried alive in the Growing Graves Cemetery to "Add to the numbers"
Headquarters: 207 N Oakwood St, Madisonville AZ
Founder: The Long Legged Mortician (???-2023)
Subsidiaries: Growers Groceries, Growing Games, Pizza Huts, X")

quest psx (reply): have we been sold again

super paint sonic: the limo has arrived (sunglasses emoji)

(image of hearse)

bear and bird (reply): That is a hearse (heart emoji)

December 3, 2023 at 3:54 AM

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Randall Munroe

@xkcd.com

Typical Seating Chart xkcd.com/2862

December 2, 2023 at 12:42 AM

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Neil Gaiman

@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com

I'm so shocked. Who could ever have seen this one coming? Paint me pink and call me a banana my shockitude runneth over.

Ryan T. Brown 🎮🩷 @toadsanime.lostincult.co.uk · Sep 21

NFTs are officially dead.

95% of NFTs are estimated to be literally worthless, with pieces from top collections mostly worth $5-$10.

Roughly 25 million people are sat on dead assets, thanks to celebrity endorsements. The speculative bubble has popped:

markets.businessinsider.com/news/currenc...

September 21, 2023 at 6:14 PM

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Tom Phillips

@tom-phillips.com

The Onion's famous "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades" article, altered to read "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Eight Bins"

September 20, 2023 at 10:43 PM

Jaoh

@jaoh.xyz

github.com/nativefier/n... is cool. I was able to make a "desktop app" for Bluesky with it on my laptop which is running #Linux.

September 21, 2023 at 9:13 AM

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dustin Couch

@dustinkcouch.bsky.social

i hate using new apps

An app that looks like a green Twitter/Threads/Bsky.
Next to the reply, share and heart buttons is an odd cylindrical symbol

new sonic: what does that fourth thing do

f9 for mage: man (attached to the post is a headline that says "Twitter headquarters on fire for 18 days in a row")

ben: what's your favorite memory of twitter

jon (replying to ben): never used it

star mario got (replying to ben): one time i posted a picture of my face and a garfield parody account replied that he no longer believed in God

new sonic: what does that fourth thing do (the cylindrical symbol is red and rising on new sonic's post)

1st gen pokemon: deffun was created before twitter?? (attached to the post is the first image, zoomed in on the 2004)

new sonic: i hate starting over on a new app. its like the first day at a new job where you don't know anyone or what that fourth thing does. what the fuck does it do (the odd symbol is rising to the point of touching the text)

another screenshot of posts on Deffun

new sonic: WHAT DOES IT DO (the odd symbol is now growing out of the screen and looping back down, touching new sonic's avi)

1st gen pokemon: oh shit (attached to the post is an image of the wikipedia article for Deffun. It says "Deffun was created in 2004 by Dr. Nick Staler in an effort to perform an online ritual to summon an entity known as The Lengthy Surgeon

Users who signed up for Deffun unknowingly agreed to give up a portion of their souls to aid in the summoning. They were also entered into a lottery, in which the winner would be used as a vessel for The Lengthy Surgeon

The website was shut down after Staler was unable to hit the required goal of 100,000 users"

severed bot: wait the site needed 100,000 users? how many does it have now?

1st gen pokemon: 987,835,245

severed bot: ok

new sonic has an unreadable post as it is completely covered in the odd symbol.

More posts on Deffun

Fox News: BREAKING: BIG OLE SURGEON CRAWLS OUT OF DEFFUN USER'S MOUTH (attached to the post is a headline that says "FIND A RELIGION AND PRAY TO A GOD BECAUSE IT IS NOT LOOKING GREAT")

jon: OH GOD IT CONSUMES. OH HOW IT CONSUMES. THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE

NBC News: Elon Musk offers to buy Deffun for $45 Billion (attached to the post is a headline that says "Elon Musk: 'I'm gonna charge for vowels')

September 19, 2023 at 9:10 PM

Jaoh

@jaoh.xyz

@graysky.app testing out your client rn, so far pretty good, though I don't like how the buttons are on the top of the screen, I have a Samsung Galaxy s23 Ultra, so it's really hard to reach them since it's a big phone. Maybe an option to shift the buttons to the bottom of the screen could be added?

September 21, 2023 at 5:39 AM