Jaq DeGuerre
@jaqdeguerre.bsky.social
she/her. nerdy, flirty, inked and curvy(ish). caffeine addicted, medical card holding, ball of anxiety and bad decisions.
“I’m sorry that was loud”
“That’s alright so are my feelings”
“That’s alright so are my feelings”
September 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
“I’m sorry that was loud”
“That’s alright so are my feelings”
“That’s alright so are my feelings”
Get that bitch a caftan. Bitches love caftans.
September 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Get that bitch a caftan. Bitches love caftans.
The moment she realized wearing a romper and drinking Jameson might not have been the best idea… I KEED TO PEE DAMMIT.
September 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The moment she realized wearing a romper and drinking Jameson might not have been the best idea… I KEED TO PEE DAMMIT.
Ran out of Jameson (the bottle was like 9 months old and only had a lil left when we started)
September 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Ran out of Jameson (the bottle was like 9 months old and only had a lil left when we started)
“All I saw was chucks coming at my face and then you dick slammed him to the ground”. Reminiscing about concerts.
September 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
“All I saw was chucks coming at my face and then you dick slammed him to the ground”. Reminiscing about concerts.
“I am ragey and want to humble someone”
*logs into dating app.
*logs into dating app.
September 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
“I am ragey and want to humble someone”
*logs into dating app.
*logs into dating app.
I’ve had a rage-baited type day and a bad week. So whiskey was necessary tonight.
September 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’ve had a rage-baited type day and a bad week. So whiskey was necessary tonight.
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First lunch then taking my wifey to her tattoo appt. I might be a sad bitch but I’m still a bad ass and forgot that for a moment.
May 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
First lunch then taking my wifey to her tattoo appt. I might be a sad bitch but I’m still a bad ass and forgot that for a moment.
My day started out so rough and who would have thought I would cry over busted air pods but I found my left ear bud chewed up on my bedroom floor and the floodworks started.
May 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My day started out so rough and who would have thought I would cry over busted air pods but I found my left ear bud chewed up on my bedroom floor and the floodworks started.
My kids meds just went from 40$ a month to 280$/month. Bc FML. So, like, tarot readings and feet pics might be a new business model.
May 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My kids meds just went from 40$ a month to 280$/month. Bc FML. So, like, tarot readings and feet pics might be a new business model.
I’m at work when I want to be at a concert.
May 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I’m at work when I want to be at a concert.
Concerts are my happiest place.
May 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Concerts are my happiest place.
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Your School House Rock moment......
May 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Your School House Rock moment......
Did I drunkenly Fall on my ass trading to get in to bed only to realize my pants have been on inside out?
Mind yo bizness
Mind yo bizness
May 4, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Did I drunkenly Fall on my ass trading to get in to bed only to realize my pants have been on inside out?
Mind yo bizness
Mind yo bizness
Apparently I’m the “hot pants no bra” bitch.
May 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Apparently I’m the “hot pants no bra” bitch.
She really does have fee-fees and that’s the problem.
May 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
She really does have fee-fees and that’s the problem.
Ok, I do NOT do the drinking thing often. Tonight is one of those “bc you need dopamine to stay alive nights”. So I’m about a whole jar of moonshine mixed with bottle of moscato just disappeared kind of nights.
May 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Ok, I do NOT do the drinking thing often. Tonight is one of those “bc you need dopamine to stay alive nights”. So I’m about a whole jar of moonshine mixed with bottle of moscato just disappeared kind of nights.
“I still have booze in my glass I just can’t feel my face” is something I said.
May 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
“I still have booze in my glass I just can’t feel my face” is something I said.
So I got strep so bad I messed up my heart. 💔💔. Oooooopsie?
April 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
So I got strep so bad I messed up my heart. 💔💔. Oooooopsie?
My platonic wife do be getting mad at me.
Me: goes to the er with viral strep, it takes four nurses, 12 needle sticks and at least four BLOWN veins to get blood. Bc dehydration.
Also me: gets a Starbucks on the way home.
Her: YOU DUMB ASS.
Me: 🤷🏻♀️
Me: goes to the er with viral strep, it takes four nurses, 12 needle sticks and at least four BLOWN veins to get blood. Bc dehydration.
Also me: gets a Starbucks on the way home.
Her: YOU DUMB ASS.
Me: 🤷🏻♀️
April 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My platonic wife do be getting mad at me.
Me: goes to the er with viral strep, it takes four nurses, 12 needle sticks and at least four BLOWN veins to get blood. Bc dehydration.
Also me: gets a Starbucks on the way home.
Her: YOU DUMB ASS.
Me: 🤷🏻♀️
Me: goes to the er with viral strep, it takes four nurses, 12 needle sticks and at least four BLOWN veins to get blood. Bc dehydration.
Also me: gets a Starbucks on the way home.
Her: YOU DUMB ASS.
Me: 🤷🏻♀️
Shit is so broken. I pay more for health insurance than housing and I still can’t be seen in the urgent care when I’m sick bc I do NOT have $100 cash. So instead I’ll get a er bill I also can’t afford to pay.
April 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Shit is so broken. I pay more for health insurance than housing and I still can’t be seen in the urgent care when I’m sick bc I do NOT have $100 cash. So instead I’ll get a er bill I also can’t afford to pay.
If yall live in MO and don’t follow Rep Wick Thomas on TikTok you should. MO repubs are playing really dirty with rights you voted for.
April 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
If yall live in MO and don’t follow Rep Wick Thomas on TikTok you should. MO repubs are playing really dirty with rights you voted for.
Imma take a nap on my lunch break kind of day.
April 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Imma take a nap on my lunch break kind of day.
Motorcycle safety course followed by Romantacy night at reroll followed by emo night at the Truman… I do dope shit with this life Ive got
April 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Motorcycle safety course followed by Romantacy night at reroll followed by emo night at the Truman… I do dope shit with this life Ive got