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@jaquirk.bsky.social
Lost somewhere in the Rockies. Half-deaf and my joints hurt. Environmentalist, dad, libertine, card-carrying member of the ToS.
What if I only do it whilst pooping
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
What if I only do it whilst pooping
I just made 200 burritos crammed with mustard and am handing them out to passersby.
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I just made 200 burritos crammed with mustard and am handing them out to passersby.
I did not know that, word. Do you guys like Town Portal?
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I did not know that, word. Do you guys like Town Portal?
“Look, Clarry boy, these golden toilets don’t pay for themselves! Gimme what I want and Mr Crow will buy you and wifey another cruise. You love cruises!”
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
“Look, Clarry boy, these golden toilets don’t pay for themselves! Gimme what I want and Mr Crow will buy you and wifey another cruise. You love cruises!”
I respect the work she did but the Democratic Party needs a big infusion of younger people and progressive leadership.
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I respect the work she did but the Democratic Party needs a big infusion of younger people and progressive leadership.
Wanna go there so bad!
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Wanna go there so bad!
“Also your honor, we hate the American people lol”
Conservative judges: “Eyyy lmao”
Conservative judges: “Eyyy lmao”
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
“Also your honor, we hate the American people lol”
Conservative judges: “Eyyy lmao”
Conservative judges: “Eyyy lmao”
The bizarre campaign the NYT has run against Mamdani is pretty telling.
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The bizarre campaign the NYT has run against Mamdani is pretty telling.
When they renamed DOD the Department of War, it became clearer what they intend to do. This is a death cult - they want to savage the whole world. And what’s stopping them?
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
When they renamed DOD the Department of War, it became clearer what they intend to do. This is a death cult - they want to savage the whole world. And what’s stopping them?
I see Musky is doing his thing in the UK now. Are they as stupid as Americans?
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I see Musky is doing his thing in the UK now. Are they as stupid as Americans?
I am typically very into Halloween and could not motivate myself to do anything this year.
October 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I am typically very into Halloween and could not motivate myself to do anything this year.
I mean, I’m Irish and I’ll take the chocolate, please and thank you.
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I mean, I’m Irish and I’ll take the chocolate, please and thank you.
But it would do nothing to stop Trump.
October 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
But it would do nothing to stop Trump.
Trial? Seriously? If that ever happens it will be long after I’m dead.
October 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Trial? Seriously? If that ever happens it will be long after I’m dead.
Getting up off the floor is an unfortunate challenge though
October 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Getting up off the floor is an unfortunate challenge though
To be fair, that’s a lot of caffeine - and doesn’t that leave you with a stomachache?
October 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
To be fair, that’s a lot of caffeine - and doesn’t that leave you with a stomachache?
What would this actually accomplish though?
October 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
What would this actually accomplish though?
Damn that sucks, first I’ve heard of Usutu.
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Damn that sucks, first I’ve heard of Usutu.
Many thanks, you can never go wrong with a good kitten pic!
October 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Many thanks, you can never go wrong with a good kitten pic!