Jarda
jarda.bsky.social
Jarda
@jarda.bsky.social
Dnešní prezent od kocoura je pěkně vypasený. Vpravo pachatel.
December 22, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Then I propose building a Trump memorial in the form of a large cuspidor, where visitors could come and spit. Preferably golden.

When Romans got rid of Nero, they did their best to erase his memory. They even destroyed Villa Aurea and covered it with soil, it took centuries before it was found.
December 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Cerna myš. My si privezli bilou nekdy pred covidem. Ted ma tak 20 kilo.
December 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Jaga-tee.
December 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Nedavno sem nekdo daval fotku Curaproxu z nove serie s pruhlednym drzakem. Tak tady jsou moje dva. Ten cerveny prezil snad nekolik desitek pouziti, ten zeleny jsem pouzil 2x a rovnou zacal prskat stetiny.

Nekupujte tu sracku, s timhle at jde cela firma radsi do prdele.
December 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
December 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
But that's what you get if the voters vote for decades the way they did.
December 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Pokud nevíte, na co se právě koukáte, tak je to průběh kolonizace psího hovna mimozemským organizmem, který do 100 let vyhubí lidstvo a převezme vládu nad Zemí.
December 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Francouzi zase protestovali nebo co a pálili pneumatiky, dokonce i s ráfky, na kruhových objezdech.
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Zdroj inspirace je zrejmy....
December 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I guess now we just have to wait for some republican/NRA idiots to explain that it's not the guns or that the victims were in fact actors painted with ketchup.
December 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Ja bych tedy s dovolenim mel navrh.
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Muze to byt i horsi. A navic pri vareni muzete slapnout do hajzlu.
December 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Vánoční přípravy naplno zuří nebo co.
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Asi nějak takhle.
December 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Tak, ale kterej to byl?
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
December 9, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Ale tohleto "5 minut Židi, 5 minut Hitler" je přece tahleta objektivita. Akorát tedy jim to občas ustřelí na "5 minut Hitler, 5 minut Hitler". Hlavní ale je nemít vlastní názor podle obecně uznávaných civilizacnich principů, to by nebylo zpravodajství.
December 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Nemáte na to ten správný ohoz.
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Asi se blíží vánoce nebo co.
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Kremlu se daří dílo.
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
USA was born in violence from violence and violence is its congenital feature. People get shot daily, several times a year - if not every week - there's a mass shooting. A school, a supermarket, a synagogue,... And nobody intends to do anything about it. All talk, no action. Thoughts and prayers.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hrůza!
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Kocour Leo.
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM