jared 360
@jardsmard.bsky.social
i own a sixty dollars and it's at the bank
I haven't had a new uncle in 15+ years. This has been hell
October 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I haven't had a new uncle in 15+ years. This has been hell
Me before da movie "One Battle After Another" and then me after da movie OBAA (One Battle After Another")
October 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Me before da movie "One Battle After Another" and then me after da movie OBAA (One Battle After Another")
all "trumpers" are a little lost if you ask me....
October 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
all "trumpers" are a little lost if you ask me....
Wiping my ass on the toilet paper roll like a bear rubbing his back on a tree
September 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Wiping my ass on the toilet paper roll like a bear rubbing his back on a tree
Eating diarrhea-like foods to trick my body to stop making diarrhea
June 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Eating diarrhea-like foods to trick my body to stop making diarrhea
Wearing my Got Poop? shirt into the bathroom so the guys in there know I'm serious
June 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Wearing my Got Poop? shirt into the bathroom so the guys in there know I'm serious
Just reaching out to see if you have a beautiful wife or not
June 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Just reaching out to see if you have a beautiful wife or not
My car is probably so happy when I don't get into accidents
June 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My car is probably so happy when I don't get into accidents
Hey man the department store called and they said they're all out of you
June 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hey man the department store called and they said they're all out of you
I wish there were an electric chair big enough for that purple fucking dinosaur
May 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I wish there were an electric chair big enough for that purple fucking dinosaur
It's a really nice day out if you know where to look
May 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It's a really nice day out if you know where to look
Husband to 1
Father to 3
Boss to 2 (both named Michael)
Father to 3
Boss to 2 (both named Michael)
May 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Husband to 1
Father to 3
Boss to 2 (both named Michael)
Father to 3
Boss to 2 (both named Michael)
There's not such thing as a bad crumb. Scientists have never been able to find one
April 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
There's not such thing as a bad crumb. Scientists have never been able to find one
I can already feel my mind expanding
April 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I can already feel my mind expanding
Something to take the edge off
April 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Something to take the edge off
A federal judge just blocked me from peeing every time I poop and ordered me to poop every time I pee
Do you guys like this one
Do you guys like this one
April 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A federal judge just blocked me from peeing every time I poop and ordered me to poop every time I pee
Do you guys like this one
Do you guys like this one
The toilet is my therapy. The bidet is my Prozac. The back of shampoo bottles are my self-help books
March 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The toilet is my therapy. The bidet is my Prozac. The back of shampoo bottles are my self-help books
At the backyard BBQ begging the kids to throw a water balloon at my crotch because I’m about to piss my pants
March 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
At the backyard BBQ begging the kids to throw a water balloon at my crotch because I’m about to piss my pants
Jet's has no idea about to call them to order a pizza. They're in for such a treat
March 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Jet's has no idea about to call them to order a pizza. They're in for such a treat
*trying to convince my friend McDonald to come out to dinner with me* come on man, I've got some dinner with your name on it
March 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
*trying to convince my friend McDonald to come out to dinner with me* come on man, I've got some dinner with your name on it
yeah I'm addicted to soda....soda pants to my body so I don't have to wear a belt anymore
March 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
yeah I'm addicted to soda....soda pants to my body so I don't have to wear a belt anymore
Is this really what she's up to
March 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Is this really what she's up to
I feel bad for my toilet when I'm at work all day
March 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I feel bad for my toilet when I'm at work all day