jared.fail
@jared.fail
Overflowing stack software engineer. Cat dad. he/him.
listening to podcasts from the before-fore to remember how we lived
December 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Cat
November 19, 2024 at 11:50 PM
is this app good yet
November 17, 2024 at 2:30 AM
is this app good yet
November 17, 2024 at 2:30 AM
My brain does not comprehend that bread can be hot so I grab toast out the toaster with no precautions
November 17, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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Ever since I started working remotely I take a little 10 minute walk in the sun after any soul sucking task or meeting and it has completely changed my life. This should be legally protected
July 10, 2023 at 3:25 PM
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For all my fellow Olds
July 9, 2023 at 3:50 AM
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BlueSky: Trans person makes a joke replying to Jake Tapper, immediately illustrated by comic artist, liked by AOC. Everything gets nine likes.

Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.
July 7, 2023 at 2:58 PM