Jared Keller
@jaredbkeller.bsky.social
Formerly @jaredbkeller on Twitter. Your school has no gymnastics team this is a last resort.
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I have never wanted anything in my life as much as I want this menorah right now
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I have never wanted anything in my life as much as I want this menorah right now
RIP, Russian laser plane.
You were weird, you were ambitious, and now you’re very, very dead.
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You were weird, you were ambitious, and now you’re very, very dead.
www.laserwars.net/p/russian-la...
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
RIP, Russian laser plane.
You were weird, you were ambitious, and now you’re very, very dead.
www.laserwars.net/p/russian-la...
You were weird, you were ambitious, and now you’re very, very dead.
www.laserwars.net/p/russian-la...
Happy 10 year anniversary to my favorite email from my late grandfather ever
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Happy 10 year anniversary to my favorite email from my late grandfather ever
New footage of US Marines launching a swarm of armed FPV attack drones during a simulated kinetic strike exercise is a terrifying look at the future of warfare www.dvidshub.net/video/985956...
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
New footage of US Marines launching a swarm of armed FPV attack drones during a simulated kinetic strike exercise is a terrifying look at the future of warfare www.dvidshub.net/video/985956...
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate!
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate!
Laser technical?
Laser technical.
Laser technical.
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Laser technical?
Laser technical.
Laser technical.
The funniest part of ‘Thunderbolts’ is the closing credits
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The funniest part of ‘Thunderbolts’ is the closing credits
Carl Schmitt famously wrote that the true definition of sovereignty is "he who decides on the exception"
November 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Carl Schmitt famously wrote that the true definition of sovereignty is "he who decides on the exception"
NEW: Building Space-Based Laser Weapons During America's 'Star Wars' Era
A former Strategic Defense Initiative optical engineer talks early laser weapon R&D, technical challenges, and the Cold War "laser gap."
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A former Strategic Defense Initiative optical engineer talks early laser weapon R&D, technical challenges, and the Cold War "laser gap."
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October 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
NEW: Building Space-Based Laser Weapons During America's 'Star Wars' Era
A former Strategic Defense Initiative optical engineer talks early laser weapon R&D, technical challenges, and the Cold War "laser gap."
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A former Strategic Defense Initiative optical engineer talks early laser weapon R&D, technical challenges, and the Cold War "laser gap."
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This great post from @mkarolian.bsky.social on the traffic hole at WaPo from the departure of Dave Jorgenson reminds me of when Andrew Sullivan left The Atlantic in 2011 and everyone *lost their freaking minds* mkarolian.substack.com/p/the-washin...
October 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This great post from @mkarolian.bsky.social on the traffic hole at WaPo from the departure of Dave Jorgenson reminds me of when Andrew Sullivan left The Atlantic in 2011 and everyone *lost their freaking minds* mkarolian.substack.com/p/the-washin...
NEW: The IVAS Delusion
The US military has tried and failed to build a tactical helmet-mounted display for nearly 35 years. Can Anduril actually make it a reality?
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The US military has tried and failed to build a tactical helmet-mounted display for nearly 35 years. Can Anduril actually make it a reality?
Read more www.laserwars.net/p/anduril-ea...
October 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
NEW: The IVAS Delusion
The US military has tried and failed to build a tactical helmet-mounted display for nearly 35 years. Can Anduril actually make it a reality?
Read more www.laserwars.net/p/anduril-ea...
The US military has tried and failed to build a tactical helmet-mounted display for nearly 35 years. Can Anduril actually make it a reality?
Read more www.laserwars.net/p/anduril-ea...
Try to unsee this. You can't.
October 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Try to unsee this. You can't.
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
LASER WARS merch just dropped!
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October 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
LASER WARS merch just dropped!
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Paramount has the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing right now
October 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Paramount has the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing right now
I'm rooting for Rivet but c'mon soldiersystems.net/2025/10/08/w...
October 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I'm rooting for Rivet but c'mon soldiersystems.net/2025/10/08/w...
The fact that diamonds are being used to cool AI data centers and NOT for laser weapons like 'Congo' promised is one of the most significant bummers of my lifetime
October 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The fact that diamonds are being used to cool AI data centers and NOT for laser weapons like 'Congo' promised is one of the most significant bummers of my lifetime
Haven't seen a good tank name in awhile, and 'Divine Intervention' is pretty good!
www.dvidshub.net/image/935009...
www.dvidshub.net/image/935009...
October 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Haven't seen a good tank name in awhile, and 'Divine Intervention' is pretty good!
www.dvidshub.net/image/935009...
www.dvidshub.net/image/935009...
The best part of running an independent newsletter is A) military public affairs and defense industry officials still field my questions and B) when I get terse non-answers in response, I can use footnotes to fill in the gaps 😂
October 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The best part of running an independent newsletter is A) military public affairs and defense industry officials still field my questions and B) when I get terse non-answers in response, I can use footnotes to fill in the gaps 😂
Because I'm not already busy enough, I'm starting an interview series for Laser Wars called 'In Focus'
First up: Applied Energetics CEO Chris Donaghey talks directed energy, drone warfare, and *weaponizing the lightning bolt*
First up: Applied Energetics CEO Chris Donaghey talks directed energy, drone warfare, and *weaponizing the lightning bolt*
October 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Because I'm not already busy enough, I'm starting an interview series for Laser Wars called 'In Focus'
First up: Applied Energetics CEO Chris Donaghey talks directed energy, drone warfare, and *weaponizing the lightning bolt*
First up: Applied Energetics CEO Chris Donaghey talks directed energy, drone warfare, and *weaponizing the lightning bolt*
Why are you launching a military journalism fund when you just liquidated your entire award-winning newsroom???
October 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Why are you launching a military journalism fund when you just liquidated your entire award-winning newsroom???
October 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM