Jared Paventi 🧂
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Jared Paventi 🧂
@jaredpaventi.com
dad+husband
abandoner of xwitter
syracuse.com restaurant critic
substack writer of things
pr guy
st. bonaventure alum
cny’s leading fake meteorologist
past bylines: deadspin, october, other defunct sites
my back hurts

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Hey! Thanks. Wait until next week when I tell the story about how I might die.
May 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My in-laws bought this book for my daughter's birthday bc they thought it was abt a girl + her dog. It's really abt a child trying to control her world as her parents divorce. They didn't realize this until my mother-in-law started reading it to her. (We're still married.)
Fred Stays With Me!
Fred Stays With Me! [Coffelt, Nancy, Tusa, Tricia] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Fred Stays With Me!
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May 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My 7-year-old was really annoyed at my voices for the goblins in her fairy book last night. It's amazing tones you can get out of your head when you pinch a nostril.
May 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM